[OT] Share your favorite drink recipes

[MeepoTheMighty]

Honestly, the fastest way to get the alcohol gone is the most direct. Here are the ingredients:
A shotglass
A chair (something stable and hard to fall out of)
A table to place by the chair (one you don't mind spilling on)
Your alcohol

Directions:
Pour alcohol into shot glass
Drink
Grimace, slap table with hand a few times
Pour alcohol into shot glass
Drink
Grimace, slap table with hand a few times
Pour alcohol into shot glass
Drink
Grimace, slap table with hand a few times
Pour alcohol into shot glass
Drink
Grimace, slap table with hand a few times
Pour alcohol into shot glass
Drink
Grimace, slap table with hand a few times
Pour alcohol into shot glass
Drink
Grimace, slap table with hand a few times
Pour alcohol mostly into shot glass, partially on table
Pour alcohol mostly onto shirt, partially into mouth
Grin
Repeat until you cannot pick up the bottles anymore or until your alcohol is gone. Best way to do it, in my opinion. And the most tasty.

As for the cool part? Just refridgerate your alcohol before you start. Yeah, it'll warm up over time, but by that point you won't be feeling much.

It's so crazy that it just might work. Dear god, you're a genius!

Though it helps if you can have something to shout at.

 

[KnightAnimus]

I was thinking of including a mirror to yell at in the requirements, but I opted to keep things simple. You can yell at the wall after 12 or so shots and be quite content.

 

[Olive]

Ok, for the heat, ignore your cabinet and go buy some Pims... if you can find it in the US.

1/4 part pims
3/4 part ginger ale

Mix. Garnish with fruit or cucumber slices.

Seriously, it is so amazingly refreshing, easy to drink, and by the end of it you'll be nailed. all good.

Another good drink for the heat is vodka and apple. Chill both, use good quality apple jiuce (i like the stuff with the bits still in it) and preferably a good polish table vodka. Easy, refeshing, and you'll get nailed if you keep drinking for a little bit.

If heat isn't an issue, then perhaps the best drink in the world is the manhattan:

1/4-1/2 oz. sweet vermouth
1 1/2 oz. blended whisky
Dash Angostura bitters

Serve in a martini glass.

I prefer Rye to blended whisky myself, but you get the idea.

 

[AuroraGyps]

Coconut rum is great for rum & coke. Too bad you don't have any Amaretto... it goes well w/ pineapple juice. Have fun, but be smart.

 

[Steve Jung]

There's the basic screwdriver: orange juice and vodka
Or substitute Orangina (carbonated orange juice).

 

[Uruush]

Tuaca Lemon Drop Martini

1.5 oz. Tuaca Liqueur
0.5 oz. Triple Sec (Cointreau if possible)
2.0 oz. Sweet & Sour Mix
1 Lemon Wedge Squeezed

Mix ingredients, including the squeezed lemon wedge, in a shaker filled with ice. Shake vigorously and strain into a sugar-rimmed shot glass. Garnish with a lemon peel.

Yum dude.

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

Go to the "In My Bar" section of The Webtender and list your ingredients. Hopefully you'll come up with a list of stuff you can mix. Don't expect it to spit out anything good though.

I like ice cold Midori Sours. They're nuclear green and you simply can't beat 'em.

For anyone looking for something nonalcoholic;

Strawberry+Chocolate milk.
Any strawberry flavoring mixed with any chocolate flavoring (powder, syrup, whatever). Makes a great milkshake.

Dr. Pepper mixed with cherry cola.
Dr. Pepper mixed with grape soda.
Strawberry flavoring mixed with sprite (if you enjoy losing teeth and going into a sugar coma). Whee! It fizzes.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Sometimes you've gotta think like MacGyver when you wanna get your drunk on.

I went to a party once, and I swear to God, all they had was tequila and store-brand Mountain Dew. And thus I invented White Trash Margaritas. The carbonation factor made it wicked.

These are some great ideas. I think I gotta go out and get some triple sec, turns out every bar drink I love has that in it.

Only wish I had this weekend free to do this up right. Instead, I'm going camping with the GF and our friends. Of course, now I can turn this into Drunken Camping.

 

[ruleslawyer]

What I got:
Vodka
Tequila
Rum
Coconut Rum
Redrum
Kahlua
Port
Guinness

Rum and Vodka: Buy some ginger ale and a bunch of citrus (lemons/limes). Rum + lime juice + ginger ale makes a Dark and Stormy (very light and very cooling, despite the name); vodka + lime + ginger makes a Moscow Mule, as noted earlier.

Coconut rum/Tequila: Pineapple juice. It's about the only decent thing I can think of for the first, and it goes just fine with the second. With lots of ice, it's quite good.

Save the kahlua, port, and Guinness for the winter. They're not really apropos for this time of year. If you must drink them: Throw the kahlua into some iced coffee (it adds a nice dry edge), drink the Guinness cold (as suggested earlier), and drink the port late, late, late at night after a good meal, when summer's heat has faded to a nice brisk evening.

 

[Seaver]

Dump the following contents into a blender:

1 12 oz can of lemonade concentrate

Add as much sparkling/carbonated water as it says to add normal water on the can of lemonade. Don't use tonic or ginger ale, they'll throw off the taste.

Add Roughly half a bag of frozen berries.
-I think they come in 20 oz bags.
-We've been using either bags of raspberries or strawberry and blackberry mixes.

Blend it all up.

Pour however much you want then add vodka to taste.

It's kind of dangerous because you can barely taste the vodka at all. While not a heavy drinker, I'm not a lightweight either and this stuff snuck up on me and I was hammered before I realized it the first time we tried it.

The mixture without the vodka in it tastes great by itself so it's something you can make up and have a nice summer drink for those who are underage too.