Eh... Sounds highly exaggerated to me, actually, if amusing... I've experienced a lot of crappy Eastern European cars (Ladas, Wartburgs, Trabants, Dacias, license-made Polish Fiats) and while they were all junk, none of them generally had any problems with holes in the floor or pieces falling off in motion.
And where's that insane-looking Citroen (C2V?), with a body made from corrugated sheet metal, windows that opened by folding down the middle, and wheels that looked like thay had a roughly 8' diameter?