[OT, Valentine's Day] What are you doing for your sweety?


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Geekus, if you need somebody to work crowd control at your wedding, just drop me a line. I'm feeling a bit down, and bathing in the blood of mine enemies always perks me up, ya know?
 


Thanks, thatdarncat!

blackshirt5 said:
Geekus, if you need somebody to work crowd control at your wedding, just drop me a line. I'm feeling a bit down, and bathing in the blood of mine enemies always perks me up, ya know?

No problem. I'll put you in the "enforcer" pew of the chapel and give you a truncheon and a helmet with a black visor that will inspire fear and terror into the guests and loved ones.

-BG

PS Fish, chicken, or vegetarian option for the dinner?
 

Chicken. And don't worry, I'll just walk in in a black trenchcoat wielding a bokken(I'll have other clothing on underneath, don't worry). Be warned: if it's a Catholic Church, I'm going to have to require that I fight at least 3 of the priests. And at least one of them has to be a really good fighter, a la Dead Alive .

P.S. What's a truncheon? And where is your wedding? I'm assuming because you're going to the Kennedy Center, you're from around Washington D.C.
(I've been down once or twice, I think that's where the Kennedy Center is. Dunno. The last time I was down there, I was too busy being enamored with this Australian girl named Jesse that I met. She was my soul mate. AS violent, belligerent, and angry as me.:( sigh:( I wish I had gotten her phone #.)
 
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d20Dwarf said:
I had a couple of stuffed monkeys that my girlfriend hated, so I bought her a bear and made a slide show recounting the tale of the bear sneaking into the house and dispatching the monkeys one by one as they caused mischief and mayhem with all her stuff.

Put it on your website in March! (:

Thank goodness I have no sweetie. Midterms end Tuesday **night**, I'm invited to an "anti-Valentine's Day" Friday night, Saturday is anime, and Sunday is DunDraCon (see you at the Cheapass booth)! That leaves Wednesday and Thursday. But Wednesday I'll be picking up TaxCut (you already heard about TurboTax, right??), I hope to FINALLY get DDR for the PC, and I have to get around to sending out a Valentine's Day card to a flirtatious friend of mine. All before my noon swim. Thursday I'm sending out eGreetings to my female IM friends. And I've already bought the Necco Sweetheart candies as informal gifts.


And I'm hunting for a job as a Tech Support Engineer. I guess that's Tuesday night...


Cedric.
aka. Washu! ^O^
 



Jarval said:
I really sorry to hear that RW. Dumb question as it is, how are you doing?

Oh, I'm fine. I'm 'taking revenge' by forcing her to do artwork for Natural 20 Press's upcoming product "Deadly Games," which provides several fantasy dungeons designed specifically for the bloody sport of watching adventurers go to their doom.

I love chocolate ice cream.
 

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