[OT] What should I have to eat?

It doesn't matter what or how much you eat as long as you burn off all of the calories. As long as intake=outake you can keep your super trim figure!

I say go for the pizza!! MMM leftovers!

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If you want to be alone afterwards eat a dozen devilled eggs and drink a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. (Thats a really cheap can o' beer for those who don't know). Trust me, you'll clear the room.
 

The flesh of the damned is paticulary tasty and digests well, however stay away from the fatty portions they give you projectile diarrhea.....
 
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Nothing tastes as good as cold pizza. Well except swedish meatballs with mashed potatoes. Or chicken fingers with Tartar sauce. No, make that cheese kebab. Damn this thread is making me hungry.
 




Order a pizza from one restaurant, a calzone from another. Time it so that the two delivery guys arrive at about the same time. Greet them at the door in a leather "gimp" outfit, and force them at gunpoint to come inside. Watch while they duel to the death in your living room armed with nothing but a spatula and some tongs. Eat the winner.
 

Barcode said:
Order a pizza from one restaurant, a calzone from another. Time it so that the two delivery guys arrive at about the same time. Greet them at the door in a leather "gimp" outfit, and force them at gunpoint to come inside. Watch while they duel to the death in your living room armed with nothing but a spatula and some tongs. Eat the winner.

That'll never work. Have you seen the types of people they get for delivery these days? All lanky, with no meat on their bones. And what you do get off of them is sooooo stringy!

That, and leather chafes my flesh.
 

jonesy said:
Nothing tastes as good as cold pizza. Well except swedish meatballs with mashed potatoes. Or chicken fingers with Tartar sauce. No, make that cheese kebab. Damn this thread is making me hungry.

No, a personal favorite is Popeyes chicken, with a biscuit and an order of mashed potatoes with Cajun Gravy. Mmm-mmm.
 

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