[OT] What Simpsons character are you?

[MythandLore]

Always wondered which Simpson's Character you are most like?
If you are interested there are 25+ different characters you can be.
Take the Simpsons Character Test!

The Simpson's character you are most like is:
Skinner
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Information
Name:Seymour Skinner
Occupation: Principal of Springfield Elementary School.
Nickname: Spanky
Residence: Still lives with his mother.
Education: According to the students, he knows everything.
Reputation: Renowned stuffed shirt.
Top Secret: Rumored to wear a toupee.
Speech: Uses big words.
Turn-ons: Orderliness; promptness; respect; good grooming.
Turn-offs: Chaos; tardiness; disrespect; Bart Simpson.

SKINNER COUNT: 4

 

[The Cardinal]

damn - I'm also a Skinner...

 

[MythandLore]

damn - I'm also a Skinner...

Damn, I guess we're both to darn honest.
Hard to believe.

 

[Dougal DeKree]

Can't get enuff of that wonderful duff

The Simpson's character you are most like is:

Barney

(who would have guessed knowing my drinking-habits .-)
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Information
Name: Barney Gumble
Voice: Dan Castellaneta
Occupation: Barfly.
Best Friends: Homer, Moe; Duff.
Favorite meal: Peanuts from the garbage can; beer from ashtrays.
Expert on: The sting of mace; cheese omelets; belching.
Regular source of income: The Springfield Sperm Bank.
Past shames: Dropped his cummerbund in the toilet at high school reunion; mistook a Girls Scout meeting for an AA meeting.
Other activities: Competing to go into space; singing for big time barbershop groups; passing out.

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Dougal DeKree, Gnomish Illusionist and real-life transmuter-mage: i can turn full beermugs empty in the blink of an eye

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Top: Classic Barney Quotes

"Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something."

"Well, at least I can't sink any lower than this. Come back diaper, Oh, hi Ma"

"What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for. oh my god sombody spilt beer in this ash tray"

"I don't know where you pixies came from but I sure like your pixie drink."

"Uh Oh! I think my heart stopped beating..."

"50 bucks!? What'd ya do, kill a judge?"

"BURP!"

"I'm concerned about our beer supply! After this case, and the next case, we only have one case left!"

 

[UD]

Im Skinner

 

[Someguy]

Moe...


Name:Moe Szylak
Voice: Hank Azaria
Occupation: Surly, two-faced owner of Moe's Tavern.
Specializes in Serving: Duff Beer.
Cocktail Mixing Skills: Virtually non-existent.
Trusts: No one.
Serves Drinks on the House: Never.
Bane of his Existance: Bart Simpson and his regular phone calls asking for such fictitous bar patrons as Jaques Strap, I.P Freely, B.O. Problem, and Amanda Hugginkiss.
Heritage: Claims his forefathers were bartenders to the Czar.

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Quotes:
"Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?"

"Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!"

" Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!"

"Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!"

"Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!"

"Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!"

"Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?"

" Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!"

"Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?"

"Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?"

" Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!"

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

I am Otto

Name: Otto Mann
Voice: Harry Shearer
Habits: Listens to his walkman every moment of every day.
Family: Father (Admiral)
Occupation: Driver of Springfield Elementary School Bus.
Friends: Snake, Lisa and Bart
Enemies: Homer and Principal Skinner
Hobbies: Plays guitar

 

[novyet]

I'm Reverend Lovejoy
Name: Reverend Lovejoy
Voice: Harry Shearer
Occupation: Man of God; motorist; marriage counselor.
Biggest competitors: The NFL; warm beds on Sunday morning; cable.
Books/pamphlets: Hell: It's not just for Christians Anymore and Satan's Boners.
Hobby: Toy trains.
Secret Shame: Has his dog do it's "dirty business" on Ned Flander's lawn.
Word's of comfort to death-row inmates: "There there; there, there"; "Well, if that's the worst thing to happed to you today, consider yourself lucky."

Classic Lovejoy Quotes"

"I'll see you in hell!.. From heaven."

"The church reveiveth and the church taketh away."

"This sounds like rock and/or roll."

"Damn Flanders"

"Homer, God didn't burn your house down. But he was working in the hands of your friends and neighbors, be they Christian... Jew... or miscellaneous."

LOVEJOY: Coping with Senility class? JASPER: No! I'm here for Microwave Cookery No, wait. Coping with Senility.

 

[Amrynn Moonshadow]

this is horrible . . .

i got selma . . .



*shudder*


so i did it again and got moe . . . . isn't that kinda worse in a way?

 

[A2Z]

The Simpson's character you are most like is:

Selma

Name: Selma Bouvier
Family Tree Spot: Daughter of Jaqueline Bouvier; twin sister of Patty; older sisters of Marge.
Pet Iguana's Name: Jub-Jub.
Cigarette Brand: Laramie.
Employer: Department of Motor Vehicles.
Hair: Frizzy, grayish, with part in the middle distinguishing her from her twin sister.
Favorite TV Show: "MacGyver."
Favorite Male: Richard Dean Anderson.
Least Favorite Male: Homer J. Simpson.

Oh my god! How embarassing. You know. This thing would be a lot more accurate with more than 3 questions.