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[OT] What Simpsons character are you?

Welrain

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The Simpson's character you are most like is:

Groundskeeper Willie
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Name:Groundskeeper Willie
Occupation: Thickly accented Springfield Elementary maintenance man/groundskeeper.
Nationality: Scottish.
Hair: Red and shaggy.
Eyebrows: Red and even shaggier.
Physique: Muscular; body-builder.
Attitude: Surly, particularly when confronted by Principal Skinner.
Carries: A flask of liquid courage.
Favorite problem solving device: 12-bore shotgun.

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Fitting since I'm scottish.
 

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Warlock

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Burns

Name: Charles Montgomery Burns
Voice:Harry Shearer
Date of Birth: Unknown
Occupation: Rich and ancient owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plants.
Relatives: Larry Burns (Son)
Favorite Food: A dodo egg
Secret shame: Weaker than an infant.
Classic Lines: "Excellent" and "Who is he?"(can never remember Homer's name)

"Classic Mr Burns Quotes"

"Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as a do-do."

"We'll get the Simpsons a present. An extravagant present. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible present! A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous present!"

"Smithers, don't feel so bad. After al, that kidney you donated to me really hit the spot."

"You're smarter than you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates."

"Smithers, release the hounds"

"EXCELLENT"

"Ohhh the Germans are mad at me I'm so scared oh the Germans! Uhoh the germans are coming to get me oh don't let the germans come after, they're so big and strong."

"So, another Friday is upon us, what you be doing, Smithers, something gay, no doubt!"

"Smithers massage my brain"

"I guess I have no choice but to kiss my sorry butt good-bye"

Today is not my day.
 






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