[OT]Where's my Player's Handbook?

[Oogar]

Did you have a Con in the area last weekend? Your PHB may have gone, and couldn't catch a lift back. Or it might have hooked up with that new Seventeen Magazine that your little sister bought, ran off to Vegas and got hitched (Send me pictures of the pamphlets).

Edit : Typo

 

[Darkness]

This is kinda like D&D Clue, isn't it?

 

[Holy Bovine]

What a god awful mental image- ewwwww

I gouged out my own eyes after seeing it!


I'm using a braille keyboard now.

 

[Holy Bovine]

This is kinda like D&D Clue, isn't it?

Now we know how they could do a better D&D movie! Combine 1984's Clue movie with D&D and add Tim Curry (and that spiffy Satan outfit he got in Legend) and that's good eatin'!!!

 

[Isida KepTukari]

Did you eat it? Occasionally I eat my books (high in fiber you know). It's a little expensive, but I get fiber and can memorize the rules all in one fell swoop! Make sure your left-over salad doens't have ink on it...

 

[TalonComics]

Here it is!

Player's Handbook Location

~D

 

[Horacio]

Oh, Derek, always trying to do business...
Hey, wait a moment, he has the PHB still at $17!!!!
Hey, my PHB is rather worn...

Oh, mierda! I think Derek has just got another order from Brest...

 

[Tanager]

Don't look for the Player's Handbook, just look.

If you're for looking something, you're chances of finding it are slim, because, of all the things in the universe you're just looking for one.

Lordy, I'm full of useless movie quotes.

 

[A2Z]

Ummm. Maybe it's on your bookshelf?...

 

[Hand of Vecna]

A tribe of Kobolds stole it, and are attempting to access the spells within to gain more power!