"Otyughs speak Common"?

[Hypersmurf]

Huh. Who knew?

-Hyp.

 

[Nightfall]

Sure they do! They just talk with their mouths full!

 

[Piratecat]

They tend to talk dirty. They're well known to be garbage mouths.

 

[Nightfall]

Which is why adventurers should bring large amounts of Orbit gum to help clean a dirty mouth!

 

[Hypersmurf]

They tend to talk dirty. They're well known to be garbage mouths.

I just can't get the image out of my head now, of a bunch of kobolds sneaking past the ogres to the garbage pit to ask the otyugh for advice.

"The Trash Heap has spoken! Nyaaah!"

-Hyp.

 

[tarchon]

Wouldn't make much sense if they spoke Posh.

 

[Len]

I just can't get the image out of my head now, of a bunch of kobolds sneaking past the ogres to the garbage pit to ask the otyugh for advice.

Because, of course, the otyugh is wiser than the ogres.

Reminds me of the time that my party faced an ogre who had a winter wolf on a leash. The ogre threw a baby at us (!) and attacked the biggest fighter, who killed it. The wolf hung back tactically and breathed ice at us. Check their respective INT scores - clearly the collar was on the wrong end of the leash.

(Winter wolves speak Giant and Common.)

 

[francisca]

I just can't get the image out of my head now, of a bunch of kobolds sneaking past the ogres to the garbage pit to ask the otyugh for advice.

"The Trash Heap has spoken! Nyaaah!"

-Hyp.

Naw, Kobolds speak Draconic. They'd just sit there and yap at the garbage pit.

 

[buchw001]

I just can't get the image out of my head now, of a bunch of kobolds sneaking past the ogres to the garbage pit to ask the otyugh for advice.

"The Trash Heap has spoken! Nyaaah!"

-Hyp.

Oh my GOD. I just had the most amazing flashback...

 

[Hypersmurf]

Oh my GOD. I just had the most amazing flashback...

Innit great?

-Hyp.