Saeviomagy
Adventurer
The masochist says "hurt me"
The sadist says "no".
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Ladies and gentleman, a drum kit fell off a cliff!
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John J. Hill and his wife Jane are driving down a lonely road in the middle of Transylvania, when suddenly they see an oncoming horse-driven cart. John was driving a bit too fast, and the car comes off the road, and overturns.
The cart driver, Igor, hurries over to where the couple are lying, badly injured, but John has remained conscious.
Igor says "My master is a surgeon without peer, perhaps he can he can help you... Mr..."
"Hill, and that sounds like it would be a good idea", John croaks feebly, before passing out.
Igor carefully moves them into the cart, and heads off for his master's castle.
Once there his master, Dr. Frankenstein, asks Igor all about what happened, and tells him to prep the two for surgery.
Unfortunately, despite the doctor's ministrations, the two pass away. Even his patented "lightning-bolt-revival" machine fails to work. Dejected, he goes upstairs to his giant pipe organ and begins to play.
Meanwhile, Igor is tidying up the bodies. As his master plays, John's corpse twitches. A few seconds later, Jane's body starts twitching too. When the organ music pauses for a second, both fall limply, but start twitching about when the music resumes.
Igor runs to his master, yelling
"Master, master! The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
The sadist says "no".
badum-bum-ching
Ladies and gentleman, a drum kit fell off a cliff!
Badum-bum-ching
John J. Hill and his wife Jane are driving down a lonely road in the middle of Transylvania, when suddenly they see an oncoming horse-driven cart. John was driving a bit too fast, and the car comes off the road, and overturns.
The cart driver, Igor, hurries over to where the couple are lying, badly injured, but John has remained conscious.
Igor says "My master is a surgeon without peer, perhaps he can he can help you... Mr..."
"Hill, and that sounds like it would be a good idea", John croaks feebly, before passing out.
Igor carefully moves them into the cart, and heads off for his master's castle.
Once there his master, Dr. Frankenstein, asks Igor all about what happened, and tells him to prep the two for surgery.
Unfortunately, despite the doctor's ministrations, the two pass away. Even his patented "lightning-bolt-revival" machine fails to work. Dejected, he goes upstairs to his giant pipe organ and begins to play.
Meanwhile, Igor is tidying up the bodies. As his master plays, John's corpse twitches. A few seconds later, Jane's body starts twitching too. When the organ music pauses for a second, both fall limply, but start twitching about when the music resumes.
Igor runs to his master, yelling
"Master, master! The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"