Peter challenges DW yet again and gets smacked back yet again

[Darkwolf]

<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: I find your accountant and your servant to be contemptible, your basement to be ill-kept, and your defense to be jaded.
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: I find your cousin to be irrelevant, your empire to be nightmarish, and your leg to be insidious.
<Bayne> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Bayne: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the swamp north-west of the Obsidian Tower on the morning of the rat.
<PeterthePeon> insults?
<PeterthePeon> surely I win
<PeterthePeon> an insidious leg is a terrible thing
<Bayne> Yep
<Bayne> choose match
<PeterthePeon> 2 flag standard
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: The kama tumbles below the ruins; waves away the throw of the chi!
<Darkwolf> mastery wolf
<Darkwolf> chi strike
<Darkwolf> done
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The fist invades the river; shields against the chi of the scythe!
* PeterthePeon is INVINCIBLE
<Darkwolf> hush....
<Bayne> 1 flag Darkwolf 1 flag neutral
<Bayne> brb
<Darkwolf> Bayne...thats match..wolf is a sig of mine
<PeterthePeon> good match
<Bayne> whoops wrong key
<Bayne> 2 flags DW match DW
* PeterthePeon is completely and utterly INVINCIBLE!!!
* Bayne gives his kids evil stare
<Bayne> PETER 0-13
<PeterthePeon> losing with a character who doesn't realise he's lost makes it so much easier to handle

 

[Darkwolf]

<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: I find your servant to be like unto a tart, your marketplace to be shabby, and your punch to be pathetic.
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: I find your accountant to be arrogant, your world to be worthless, and your strength to be unimportant.
<Bayne> Peter wins insult
<PeterthePeon> 2 flag standard
<Bayne> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Bayne: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the river south-west of the Old Hermit's Village on the dusk of the lotus blossom.
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: The dagger drifts higher than the coast; shields the onslaught of the rosewood!
<Darkwolf> fof
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: The thorn moves within the heavens; dodges the thrust of the plant!
<Darkwolf> done
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The lizard bashes the spring; blocks the push of the dark sunbeam!
<Darkwolf> (I don't know why I fof'ed...I just felt like it)
<Bayne> watching as a lizard beats up a spring is more fun than watching a dagger drift.
<PeterthePeon> Because it matters not what you do
<PeterthePeon> Your defeat is inevitable
<Bayne> 1 flag Peter 1 neutral
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmove (come on good move!!)
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: The thunder charges the ruins; dominates the aggression of the arrow!
<Darkwolf> fof
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: The snake slides atop the lake; shreds the storm of the snow!
<Darkwolf> done
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The vine sings near the plain; parts the punch of the fire as it masterfully silences the beauty of the moon!
* PeterthePeon waits with baited breath
<Bayne> thunder charging ouch. A singing vine?
<Bayne> 1 flag Darkwolf 1 Flag neutral
<Darkwolf> heh..thats match again Bayne
<Bayne> 2 flags darkwolf
<Bayne> match Darkwolf
<Darkwolf> thunder sig + fof...
<Bayne> its been awhile since I judged
<Bayne> you got in there before i corrected it
<Bayne> Peter0-14
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<Darkwolf> thats ok...I know..i'm working with you rather than yelling...
<PeterthePeon> I was within one flag of victory against the mighty darkwolf
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<Bayne> Darkwolf 53-35