Pig stats

OK, you've forced me to break ou the big guns. Using Grazzt's stats as a base...

SNOUTZILLA
Kaiju Pig
Collosal Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 43d10+559 (795 hp)
Initiative: -4 (Dex)
Speed: 30 ft
AC: 15 (-8 size, -4 Dex, +17 natural)
Attacks: Bite +53 melee
Damage: Bite 2d8+30
Face/Reach: 40 ft by 80 ft/20 ft
Special Attacks: Trample 4d12+20, Augmented Criticals, Swallow Whole
Special Qualities: Fast healing 20, scent, DR 25/+5, darkvision 120', resistances, immune to mind influencing effects, SR 26
Saves: Fort +36, Ref +19, Will +15
Abilities: Str 51, Dex 3, Con 36, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 26
Skills: Jump +25, Listen +15, Spot +20
Feats: Battle Roar, Improved Trample, Power Attack
Climate/Terrain: Any land
Organization: Unique (1)
Challenge Rating: 16
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: -

Trample (Ex): As a standard action each round, the kaiju can run over opponents of gargantuan size or smaller merely by moving over them. The trample deals 4d12+20 damage. Trampled opponents may not attempt an attack of opportunity. Opponents being trampled are entitled to a Reflex save (DC 51) for half damage.

Augmented Criticals (Ex): The kaiju’s natural attacks have a base critical range of 18-20, dealing triple damage.

Swollow Whole (Ex): The kaiju can try to swallow an opponent of Huge size or smaller by making a successful grapple check. Once swallowed, each round the opponent takes 2d8+20 points of crushing damage, plus 3d6 points of acid damage from the kaiju’s digestive juices. A swallowed creature can cut its way out using claws or a light weapon by dealing 50 points of damage to the kaiju’s digestive tract (AC 20). Once the creature exits, muscular action closes the hole; another swallowed opponent must cut its own way out. The kaiju’s gullet can hold two Huge, four Large, eight Medium-size, or sixteen Small or smaller creatures.

Resistances (Ex): The kaiju has cold, fire and electricity resistance 50.

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There! Now that's a pig. :)
 

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So, if I cast Improved Awaken on it (I need Improved Awaken since it is no longer an animal, not that such a spell exists but you get were I'm going), what would be the first words out of its mouth? :D
 


hammymchamham said:
Thanks corwin, thats what i was looking for. i'll still change the hd to d%. and i think his first words would be "eat me"

Sorry, Hammy, but I didn't post that for your benefit. Even though you started this thread, I don't think anyone's paying much attention to you. Besides, this thread has become bigger than any of us. It's just that your level of insignificance is far greater than most anyone else at this point.

Unless, of course, you bothered to post something other than lame, trolling gibberish. Are we asking too much?

Oh, and a quick aside about my previous post. For anyone unfamiliar, the kaiju is a template from Dragon Magazine #289. It makes virtually anything into a collosal, Godzilla-esque monster.
 

I agree with Corwin on his Hammy comments.

This rates up their with e Stay Puff Marshmellow Man in scariness. And this thread, like most has gotten bigger then original. Heck, much bigger, we have a collassal sized magical pig in it. :D
 

hammymchamham said:
Thanks corwin, thats what i was looking for. i'll still change the hd to d%. and i think his first words would be "eat me"

I assume you'll want elite hit point calculation, too? 2780 hp.
 

Hammy, you've been warned by email to all of your email accounts: be polite, please, or take the trolls somewhere else.

Hey Lord Pendragon, could you use that template to make a Poodle Lord?
 


i see no one has a sense of humor here. lighten up or smoke some pot, what ever it is you do. or maybe thats the problem. if you can't handle a joke, i fear for your health. laughter is the best medicine.
 

I thought Hammy's comment was funny. It didn't seem malicious at all. Hell, it went right along with everyone else. I mean, someone did ask the question!

I'm from Oklahoma and we had the good ole "Greased Pig" contests. Those buggers have a much better dex than an 8! They got a small wheel base and can turn on a dime ;)
 

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