Pig stats

Bobbystopholes said:
I'm from Oklahoma and we had the good ole "Greased Pig" contests. Those buggers have a much better dex than an 8! They got a small wheel base and can turn on a dime ;)

As high as 16, perhaps? Must've been an elite pig.
 

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Well, we were about 12 years old at the time and he was covered in lard. He was about as big as us though! LOL!

I'd go with 13 at most ;)

Then I'd say, who needs Elves. I'm going half-pig for the Con and Dex boosts!!
 

Pigs are amazing

I think you all are underestimating the vast powers of the domestic PIG! Pigs obviously need a hit die of d30, because of several factors. They have a think meaty hide, they are covered in dry poo, and most importantly...... how many of you have ever killed a pig? For all you know, they are imortal. Add to this that they are not kosher and you have one amazing machine of death. Pigs also can instill fear into anyone on sight. Let me tell you something, if I ever came face to face with a pig and it looked me in the eye and snorted, I would die as pure fear consumed my mind. Never again underestimate the powers of the PIG.
 

Re: Pigs are amazing

SpuneDagr said:
I think you all are underestimating the vast powers of the domestic PIG! Pigs obviously need a hit die of d30, because of several factors. They have a think meaty hide, they are covered in dry poo, and most importantly...... how many of you have ever killed a pig? For all you know, they are imortal. Add to this that they are not kosher and you have one amazing machine of death. Pigs also can instill fear into anyone on sight. Let me tell you something, if I ever came face to face with a pig and it looked me in the eye and snorted, I would die as pure fear consumed my mind. Never again underestimate the powers of the PIG.

RIGHT ON! This fellow knows whats up
 

Re: Pigs are amazing

SpuneDagr said:
I think you all are underestimating the vast powers of the domestic PIG! Pigs obviously need a hit die of d30, because of several factors. They have a think meaty hide, they are covered in dry poo, and most importantly...... how many of you have ever killed a pig? For all you know, they are imortal. Add to this that they are not kosher and you have one amazing machine of death. Pigs also can instill fear into anyone on sight. Let me tell you something, if I ever came face to face with a pig and it looked me in the eye and snorted, I would die as pure fear consumed my mind. Never again underestimate the powers of the PIG.

When I was four we got to watch Uncle Drawl kill the mean-tempered pig to show the other pigs what happened when they got out of line. Thing was four times my size...

Mmmm, pig tongue...
 

Bobbystopholes said:
Well, we were about 12 years old at the time and he was covered in lard. He was about as big as us though! LOL!

I'd go with 13 at most ;)

I was actually suggesting the pig you saw wasn't average - an 18 rolled, -2 racial, is still 16. Getting a 13 would be easy.
 



like most animals, pork product come in many different breeds and varieties, this resulting in different sizes and colors, and behaviors. besides pigs and hogs, you have other creatures such as boars. :)
 

BOZ said:
like most animals, pork product come in many different breeds and varieties, this resulting in different sizes and colors, and behaviors. besides pigs and hogs, you have other creatures such as boars. :)

i just wanted stats for a pig, not a boar. didn't you read the original post. jeeze
 

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