Pirate Borg: Buried in the Bahamas

[payn]

Bautista nods at Desiree as he grabs hold instinctively to the boat. He returns a stout reply, "Os espíritos vão nos proteger. Desiree, lance esses desgraçados!"

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

OOC: Is the parrot is exempted?

((The parrot's not flying all the time, but if sharks are swirling around the boat, it makes sense that it would be, so yeah, no roll.))

 

[TaranTheWanderer]

Spoiler: Desiree "the Leperchaun" Groves

Desiree "The Leperchaun" Groves HP: 11/18 Luck 0/2 (1d2); Punches do 2d4+1 damage, Ignore fumbles Equipment: 1 portions of rum; 4 portions of water

Stats Str: 1 Ag: 0 Pres: 0 Tough: 3 Spirit: -2

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Desiree keeps his footing

((I4 Agility))

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Esperanza nods approvingly as her passengers manage to stay aboard. And then one more shark rams the boat and she goes overboard and into the water.

((She rolled an 8.))

The sharks close in for the kill as she flails in outrage and then terror.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

As she fights to stay afloat, a cloud of dark red spreading around her, obscuring the sharks tearing at her, Esperanza sputters a curse at the pirates watching from aboard her ship.

"Murderous boat thieves!" she coughs, spitting out blood and water. "May you never know a peaceful night on land and may the -- argh! -- sharks follow you every moment at sea!"

And then she's violently jerked below the water.

She does not resurface.

 

[TaranTheWanderer]

Spoiler: Desiree "the Leperchaun" Groves

Desiree "The Leperchaun" Groves HP: 11/18 Luck 0/2 (1d2); Punches do 2d4+1 damage, Ignore fumbles Equipment: 1 portions of rum; 4 portions of water

Stats Str: 1 Ag: 0 Pres: 0 Tough: 3 Spirit: -2

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Egads! We best make our way to shore afore they realize there’s a second course waiting!

Desiree starts moving the boat towards the shore.

 

[Nikosandros]

The parrot starts singing a mournful dirge; it is cacophonous but somewhat moving.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Desiree starts moving the boat towards the shore.

((Towards the immediate shore, which is a narrow beach and a close-by jungle, or back to harbor at Port Nelson?))

 

[TaranTheWanderer]

((I like the narrow beach idea))

 

[TaranTheWanderer]

Hearing the bird’s song, he yells to the parrot, which to this point, seemed a helpful sort,

“Hey Bird, check that yonder beach fer signs of danger”