Nikosandros
Golden Procrastinator
One of the barrel moves slightly and a scraping sound is heard. This goes on for a while and then, suddenly, you hear a loud squawk and a fluttering of wings. A macaw parrot, originally quite colorful, but currently soiled, flies out.
"Blargh! I was drowning in there! What a rotten smell! Where am I? What forsaken place is this?"
"Blargh! I was drowning in there! What a rotten smell! Where am I? What forsaken place is this?"