This was a hoot. Until we get into our next combat, that is.
Our party had to get this artifact from an epic level NPC in order to stop the new evil god from coming onto the Prime. The problem is that his wife, an epic level forsaker (the first forsaker in this campaign world) whom we have upset in the past, didn't appreciate us coming back to their house and bothering her with our prescence. She gets mad, and wants to break magic items to take out her agression. After having her husband summon hordes of devils, demons, and celestials, she kills them and break their magic items. For the cherry on top she sunders the sword of her husband's advisor/old drinking buddy
Who is a solar.
Who is now holding an aeons old, newly broken, +5 Vorpal, Dancing, Holy, Demon Bane Greatsword of Badassitude.
And then the solar sees us. Eeep.
We lived. And I have no idea what it's going to take to remove the -4 attack, -4 saves curse that the solar placed on us. The cleric who identified the curse said he didn't know what mortal, or extraplanar being short of a deity, could remove the curse. This wasn't your town pastor saying this; the cleric was the head of the church of Heronious!
Stick a fork in us. We're DONE!
Our party had to get this artifact from an epic level NPC in order to stop the new evil god from coming onto the Prime. The problem is that his wife, an epic level forsaker (the first forsaker in this campaign world) whom we have upset in the past, didn't appreciate us coming back to their house and bothering her with our prescence. She gets mad, and wants to break magic items to take out her agression. After having her husband summon hordes of devils, demons, and celestials, she kills them and break their magic items. For the cherry on top she sunders the sword of her husband's advisor/old drinking buddy
Who is a solar.
Who is now holding an aeons old, newly broken, +5 Vorpal, Dancing, Holy, Demon Bane Greatsword of Badassitude.
And then the solar sees us. Eeep.
We lived. And I have no idea what it's going to take to remove the -4 attack, -4 saves curse that the solar placed on us. The cleric who identified the curse said he didn't know what mortal, or extraplanar being short of a deity, could remove the curse. This wasn't your town pastor saying this; the cleric was the head of the church of Heronious!
Stick a fork in us. We're DONE!
