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"Liquid" Chaond
Like a rushing tide of raw chaos, the liquid chaonds are said to be made of the raw, mutable stuff of randomness. Their skin constantly drips and oozes, seeming to run off their bones, and they're constantly sweating a jelly-like mucous. Their racial stats are as follows:
* Medium Sized. Base speed 30.
* Outsider (Chaos). Chaonds are outsiders with the chaos subtype. This grants them darkvision with a 60 ft. range.
* +2 Dexterity, +2 Constitution, -2 Intelligence. Liquid chaonds are can move gracefully, and are difficult to wound do to oozy bodies. This also makes their minds 'slippery' when they try to hold a thought
* Acid, Fire and Sonic Resistance 5. Liquid chaonds resist dissolving (since they're alread half-dissolved), burning (since they're too liquid to burn), and shattering (since very little of them is brittle).
* The ability to cast Acid Arrow once per day as a sorcerer of their character level. Liquid chaonds can squirt their own substance at you.
* +2 racial bonus to Balance and Escape Artist checks. Liquid chaonds control their own sloshign quite well.
* Level Adjustment +1
* Favored Class: Initial. Once poured into a roll, few desire to leave it.
"Mutable" Chaond
Constantly changing appearance, both subtly and overtly, a mutable chaond is a creature who's very face is molested by the forces of chaos. Their skin, hair, and eyes randomly change color, while they grow fangs, have elongated snouts, or pig noses (all within a minute of each other). Their appearance varies wildly from moment to moment, which makes them difficult to identify. Their racial stats are as follows:
* Medium Sized. Base speed 30.
* Outsider (Chaos). Chaonds are outsiders with the chaos subtype. This grants them darkvision with a 60 ft. range.
* +2 Dexterity, +2 Wisdom, +2 Charisma, -2 Intelligence. Mutable chaonds are agile in both body and mind, and their constantly changing appearance makes them compelling when they wish to be. Still, their brains don't operate on logic as most mortals know it.
* Acid, Cold and Sonic Resistance 5. In addition to being resistant to dissolving and crystalization, their bodies are flexible enough to resist shattering by sound.
* The ability to cast Alter Self once per day as a sorcerer of their character level. Mutable chaonds change appearance quite readily.
* +2 racial bonus to Disguise and Tumble checks. With the ability to control their appearance and lengthen or shorten their limbs at will, mutable chaonds are hard to pin down in more ways than one.
* Level Adjustment +1
* Favored Class: Any. Mutable chaonds rail at being confined to a class.
"Stormy" Chaond
With all the fury and wrath of a natural blow comes the Stormy Chaond, a force of nature with their origins in tumultuous weather. They are often bright colors, energetic, with booming voices and a constant flicker of electricity about them. Their racial stats are as follows:
* Medium Sized. Base speed 30.
* Outsider (Chaos). Chaonds are outsiders with the chaos subtype. This grants them darkvision with a 60 ft. range.
* +2 Strength, +2 Constitution, -2 Intelligence, -2 Wisdom. Mighty and resilient, stormy chaonds rarely take the time to actually ponder what they are doing, and leap head-first into their dangers.
* Cold, Electric and Sonic Resistance 5. Stormy chaonds are resistant to the forces of inclement weather.
* The ability to cast Lightning Bolt once per day as a sorcerer of their character level. The storm runs pure in their viens.
* Level Adjustment +1
* Favored Class: Barbarian. Pure emotional rage.