You know, I'm a statistician. I've been statisticulating for 10 years, but really, I never wanted to do this in the first place! It's true! I wanted to be...
A ROLEPLAYER!
Leaping from game to game! Playing elves, dwarves, orcs, trolls, men, women, boys, girls, and others! With my best dice by my side!
Dungeons and Dragons!
Vampire: the Gathering!
GURPS d20 HERO!
Synnibar!
FATAL!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a roleplayer and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I roll my dice, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
I kill bad guys, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
I write fan fics, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.