Post Apoc Stupidity, it's fun and low fat!

I played with a mutant marijuana plant before...Her name was mary, and she had detachable seed/pods...The guy that played her carried only a golf club for a weapon, claiming to be a monk of Bob's Hope...A secretive order of martial monks who practiced an ancient form of combat called...Golf. It was so stupid, but it worked so well.

I played a mutant hound dog myself...Keeping with the 50's/Elvis theme. " You ain't nothin' but a houndog " got old after awhile, but the teasing ended when I rescued most of the group from the Jailhouse Rock just outside of the Holy City.
 
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The jackson's would have to be an evil legendary family...They could be part of a regional pantheon of post apoc gods!

Madonna would be a goddess as well..." Like a virgin, I pray to my goddess..."
 




If old advertising brand names were sacred, they'd probably be used by devout followers.

Johnny Cocacola
Betsy Walmart
Hotwheels Testarossa
William Ronald McDonald
Croth Enworld
 

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