Priest arrested on charge of stalking Conan

[RangerWickett]

Okay, so you see that headline, and you think, "Wow, that's a cool premise for a movie. King Conan, ruler of a mighty nation that he carved out of the darkness of Hyperboria with just a sword and his mighty thews, is being stalked by an evil priest, intent on destroying him."

Then you read the link on CNN - http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/08/people.conan.obrien.ap/index.html - and realize they're talking about Conan O'Brien.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

:\ Weird.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

That's an obessions bound to be short-lived.

Oh, *that* Conan.

 

[Steve Jung]

There must be something in the contract of the guy hosting after the Tonight Show. It's probably in the small print under compensation: one (1) stalker.

 

[Ranger REG]

Okay, so you see that headline, and you think, "Wow, that's a cool premise for a movie. King Conan, ruler of a mighty nation that he carved out of the darkness of Hyperboria with just a sword and his mighty thews, is being stalked by an evil priest, intent on destroying him."

Then you read the link on CNN - http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/08/people.conan.obrien.ap/index.html - and realize they're talking about Conan O'Brien.

Really? Because my initial thought was, "When was Conan O'Brien an altar boy?"

 

[Hairfoot]

Of course, when it's reported in the Hyborian Times, "priest" means "depraved arch-lich risen from the bowels of Hell." I suspect O'Brien's stalker is a bit milder.

 

[Agamon]

Conan does have a baby face. Jus' sayin'.

 

[Ranger REG]

Conan does have a baby face. Jus' sayin'.

Correction: a pale baby face.

He's one kimono away from being a geisha (an ugly one at that).

 

[Joker]

Correction: a pale baby face.

He's one kimono away from being a geisha (an ugly one at that).

You have not given me a pleasant visual.

 

[Ranger REG]

You have not given me a pleasant visual.

I post NOT for your pleasure.