Character Descriptions:
Nerd 1: Skinny nerd with large glasses and cthulu on his shirt
Nerd 2: Fat nerd with smaller glasses dressed as if in a RenFair
Brent: Guy who played D&D as a kid, but associates it with Nerdom.
Nerd #1 (to Brent): You guys wanna play some Magic: The Gathering with us? We're about to start a closed deck tourney.
Nerd #2: Don't play that collectible card game drivel. That crap is ruining the industry.
Nerd #1: Excuse me? CCDs are what saved the industry. No one was even playing D&D until card games revitalized the hobby.
Nerd #2: Aw ... go sort your deck, Pokemon pimp.
Nerd #1: Why don't you make me, Sir Buxley?
Nerd #2: You want a piece of me? *holds up d20* Roll initative, buddy.
Brent: Run!
