I hope this is the right place to post this. I was referred to here by someone who was encouraging us to wish Happy Birthday to a man who has brought many a happy birthday present into the lives of others. Thank you, sir. Yeah, I can be shmucky but I'll, uhm, blame my newbieness.
In honour of the Great Zagyg, my Top 10 Ways to Celebrate Gary Gygax's birthday:
10. Go to GenCon and convince the people that, no, really, WotC respects JRR Tolkien more because their Halflings aren't so similar to Hobbits.
9. Gather 500,000 Egyptian army war-gaming miniatures and shape them into the words "Happy Birthday!" in hieroglyphic form.
8. Send Gary 69 +2 Flaming Candles for his birthday cake.
7. Get Brendan Frasier to assist you in taking over your local radio station so you can play songs from Pitcheblend's album, "Gygax!".
6. Broker the Broadway premiere of the Dead Alewives' "Take Down the Grand Master" and then secretly replace the Cheetos with a generic brand and see if anyone notices..
5. Call DC Comics and ask Dan Didio how those little mini-D&D-comic advertisements from the late 70's/early 80's ended (seriously, does anyone know or is that poor band of elf, magician and fighter still stuck in that darned dungeon?).
4. Get Ralph the Mouth and Adam Rich to dress in one of those two-person horses outfits as "Uni" and "bah" the Happy Birthday theme. (You could use Willie Aames but I think he's still stuck in Baldur's Gate).
3. Create documentary called "Bowling for Mazes and Monsters". Use the millions you make to buy Gary a nicer birthday present.
2. Replace Jack-in-the-Box's E. Coli with Arthronema gygaxiana sp nov UTCC393 for the day
1. Call your wife Tipper and ask if you can go over to Gary's house for a quick game of D&D. Pester her by pointing out that Deep Blue and Stephen Hawkings have already gotten permission.
Happy Birthday E.G.G.