D&D General Races as Pizzas ... Put in your Contributions

[embee]

This thread really delivers on its concept.

I disagree. It's more DiGiorno than delivery.

 

[Weiley31]

What happens if the burrito or Pizza, that's a burrito or a Pizza, says it's a Peanut Butter sandwich?

 

[Weiley31]

Also: I can't wait for the sequel thread where instead of pizza, it's all drinks.

 

[pukunui]

Dwarf
Mushroom pizza. Definitely mushroom pizza. An old favorite that is not quite as popular as it was.

For a duergar pizza, replace the button mushrooms with magic mushrooms.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Kenku

One of those desert or oreo pizzas. You think it's a great RP idea- talking in quotes! And then you're like ... uh ... I ate that whole thing? I don't feel so good.

 

[Weiley31]

You know, I can honestly see a Kenku going crazy for Desert Pizza,

Also for the record: Hawaiian Pizza is damn good. So is Chicken Parm Pizza.

 

[BookTenTiger]

For a duergar pizza, replace the button mushrooms with magic mushrooms.

It's also a calzone, a traditional pizza that has been warped into an unholy creation!

(I actually like calzones... but I also like duergar!)

 

[Minigiant]

Human under OD&D Pizza from Di Fara's: You'll hear some grognards or hipsters yammer on about how this is the best and it might be. Definitely a solid choice but kind of overrated

I feel that.

 

[Weiley31]

Chinese Food Pizza? I saw it on a takeout menu so I know it exists.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Chinese Food Pizza? I saw it on a takeout menu so I know it exists.

The types of pizzas, like races in D&D, are akin to the stars in the sky; too numerous to count.