Random Moments

[warfangiscuter]

Hey people! Post your random moments here! I'll get us started off. So I have this really annoying guy in my party. We'll call him Joe. So at the very start of the game Joe has to get a bearskin coat for a wealthy guy. I told him that he had to go kill a bear and skin it. So he walks into the town's armor shop and says "Do you have any coats?"

 

[Ragmon]

Anything involving Rod-o'-Wonder.... especially if used in a close space, waiting for a lightning bolt and getting a fireball instead.

 

[warfangiscuter]

Another one! Joe is riding in his horse drawn carriage that he had to threaten a farmer to get when he hears some singing. He looks behind him and there is a bard. Joe really hates singing so he speeds up. Seconds later, that bard dies. Instantly. From exhaustion.

 

[RUMBLETiGER]

I trained a Rust monster to ride on once.

 

[warfangiscuter]

"Who the heck's up there with a bag?" "I dunno, Joe." Joe and his companions are riding in their wagon when they see an orcish midget. "What the heck do you want?" "PAYA DEE TOLL! PAY DA TOLL!" "Toll? For what?" "To cross my master's bridge! Mmm Hmm!" Joe looks around him. there is no bridge. "We're not paying your freaking toll." "Paya dee toll?" "No, Mr. Hermit Troll." "PAYA DEE TOLL!"