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[Rant] Bothered by Blockbuster

I once applied to work at a local Blockbuster. A good student job, wouldn't you think?

The nervous and socially retarded manager stuttered at me and asked me to "sell him this...uh...stapler" during the interview. The stapler being the first thing he saw.

"Well, do you need a stapler? Are you in the market for one?"
"Uh...yes."
"Okay, here it is. It's a stapler. Buy it."

I guess I didn't WOW them with my sales skills, especially in a situation where you simply cannot. Freakin' Blockbuster.
 

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Bad enough getting automated messages to call a "Mr Parker".... I don't know a freakin' Mr Parker (other than Peter Parker... ;) ) and Mom doesn't know of one either.... ::shrug::
 

I'm not sure Blockbuster hires college students. Back in college, one of my roommates applied for a job there (so he could steal movies, actually, he would copy videotapes and then switch labels), but they turned him down because he was in college, and didn't want to deal with him not being able to work @ winter holidays.
 

Darth K'Trava said:
Bad enough getting automated messages to call a "Mr Parker".... I don't know a freakin' Mr Parker (other than Peter Parker... ;) ) and Mom doesn't know of one either.... ::shrug::

This is actually a clever scheme designed to track the success level of certain calling campaigns.

Whenever someone calls back and asks for mr. Parker, it is logged and then those numbers are analyzed. You see the same thing with Tourism commercials. You are given an 800 number and are told to ask for "Vicky" or "Annette" or something. the 800 number is a generic call centre and the "Name" that you ask for auto directs you to the correct queue where the CSR chimp on the other side can then read from the correct prompter and answer your questions.
 

It isn't just Blockbuster. I had a similar problem with a "Mom & Pop" video store.

One day, I got a phone call telling me that my copy of Legend Of Bagger Vance was overdue. I told them that I never rented the movie. The girl apologized and I thought that was the end of it. The next month, the same thing happened. And again the following month.

Then I recieved a threatening phone call from the store. The girl told me that, if I didn't return the tape and pay something like $100 in late fees, they would call the cops. I said that I had rented "The Legend" (with Jet Li) and "Legend of Drunken Master", but never "Legend of Bagger Vance" and someone had obviously entered the wrong number on the computer. She replied that the computer said I had rented it, so I must have rented it.

I was getting very pissed, so I asked if anyone had actually gone and looked on the shelf to see if the movie was actually there. Dead silence. When she came back on, she actually said that there was no reason to go back and check because the computer said I rented it and never returned it, so it obviously wasn't there!

At this point, I told her that I had an eye doctor's appointment and, if she didn't get it straightened out, I was going to have my lawyer call her manager (that's a bit of an exaggeration since, while I would have talked to the manager, I wouldn't have bothered getting a lawyer involved).

Anyway, I get back from the eye doctor and find 15 calls from the store on my caller ID. When I called back, she apologized and said that someone "just walked in" and returned the DVD.

Obviously, after she hung up, she went to the shelves, found the movie, and then went into a panic that I would get her fired.

I'm just amazed that this girl (I think it was the same girl who called each time) was so willing to make threats based on what the computer said, rather than walk 12 feet to see if their records were wrong. And I'm not kidding when I say "12 feet" because the "L" section was directly across from the cash register! Hell, she probably even rented the damn thing while it was supposedly "lost".

Anyway, I never went back to the store again, which went out of business a few months later. Good riddance.

My parents also had a similar situation recently. They recieved a bill in the mail from their garage for about $900. They knew they didn't owe any money, and the bill didn't specify exactly what work was done and to which vehicle. My mom called was told it was a mistake and they should just disregard it.

They got a 2nd letter a few weeks later. This one, as vague as the last concerning what it was actually for, also had a note that, if they didn't pay, it was going to be sent to a collections agency. When my mom called, she was told that it was a mistake. Apparently, someone with the same name as my dad owed the money. It was an interesting coincidence since our last name isn't that common. And then she added, "And his wife has the same name as you!" My mom blurted out, "As me?!", to which the woman replied, "Yes. But they live at..." and recited an address...my parents' address!

After correcting the rocket scientist, my mom was assured that the bill was in error as their records show that my parents had paid all their bills and they could find no record of any work done on their vehicles that even totaled $900.

My mom thought it had finally been straightened out. I wasn't quite so sure (considering the woman she had talked to was a moron) and told her that she should really call the garage again and double check to see if the bill was corrected. She did, and, to make matters more ludicrous, not only did they say she owed the money, but that the bill was dated a year before my parents even moved to this state!

Again, she thought she had it straighted out. The woman (a different one than the moron) even said that they would correct it on the computer.

And, of course, a few weeks later, they got the bill again. My parents had to go there and see in person that the bill was wiped from their records.

I just realized that there's a moral to both stories: If you want something done right, you have to check it with your own eyes.

Or, maybe, "Don't trust a computer". :)
 
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Villano said:
Or, maybe, "Don't trust a computer". :)
Heh. We're too tech-dependent. I mean, look at me, my old TV set is dying and I don't know if I should invest short-term (i.e., four year) for a cheap yet reliable analog TV or starve a month just to get high-definition. Look down on me as you like, but I'm more of a Wal-Mart customer than a Best Buy.
 

Ranger REG said:
Heh. We're too tech-dependent. I mean, look at me, my old TV set is dying and I don't know if I should invest short-term (i.e., four year) for a cheap yet reliable analog TV or starve a month just to get high-definition. Look down on me as you like, but I'm more of a Wal-Mart customer than a Best Buy.

Well you do live in Hawaii (e.g. pricey).

I live in a rural area of a cheaper state and I am a Wal-Mart customer (except for most clothes which I buy a regular retailer like JC Penny).
 

ssampier said:
I live in a rural area of a cheaper state and I am a Wal-Mart customer (except for most clothes which I buy a regular retailer like JC Penny).
Well, I would shop at JC Penney too, if they have a Big Men's Clothing Department.
 

If it is too annoying, I'd suggest sending them a notarized letter to stop contacting you. Advise them that if they continue to do so, they are breaking the law. Photocopy the letter before you respond and keep copies of anything they send you or phone statements with their call number and times on it. If they still continue, contact an attorney.
 

Ranger REG said:
Heh. We're too tech-dependent. I mean, look at me, my old TV set is dying and I don't know if I should invest short-term (i.e., four year) for a cheap yet reliable analog TV or starve a month just to get high-definition. Look down on me as you like, but I'm more of a Wal-Mart customer than a Best Buy.

I usually shop at Wal-Mart, too. I'm not too picky and they tend to have what I'm looking for at the best prices. The only thing I regret buying there was my dual Emmerson VCR/DVD recorder. After a week, it died. It just shut off while I was transfering a tape to DVD. Ate my tape and ruined the disc, too. I exchanged it and now, after about 4 months, the VCR part of the new one stopped working. Now I have one of my old VCRs taking up space on top of my TV stand next to the DVD recorder, which is exactly what I wanted to avoid by buying the dual unit. I could have just bought a stand alone recorder for $50 less and had the same effect.

After my unit crapped out, I checked online and it seems everyone complains that they only last about 6 months before something breaks on it. So, if anyone out there is interested in a DVD recorder, avoid Emmerson brands. :(
 

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