*RANT* If the dragon takes to the air...SACRIFICE THE PALLY!

[Victim]

What kind of magical stuff did the paladin have? It would have probably been more profitable to cast Fly, take to the air, summon stuff and blast him until he dies, and then sell his stuff far away.

It's usually a good idea to prepare BEFORE the fight starts.

 

[Ferret]

So, what we've got is an insane Sorceror, living next to a stupid Paladin. Each is an introvert with an amazing personality, back taxes, and a large lack of common sense.

They fight crime...

 

[Sodalis]

wait a minute... a paladin killing a dragon just because he was out of money? doesnt that seem like it will tik his god just a little?

at first I was going to suggest divine intervention but seeing as how this was done for profit- I would say he has to atone himself now...

 

[Heretic Apostate]

The big question is....

Did the sorceror raid the paladin's home for anything that can be sold?

 

[Aven]

So a 20th level Paladin didn't know how to deal with a Red Dragon at all? Hmm...I smell a high level created character.

Yep, high level created characters. Be kinda boring if all one-shot's were done with level one's, no ? Besides the absurdity of the situation didn't tip you off that it was all contrived from the get-go ? Someone barely made their knowledge(reality) check :-} heh heh, knowledge(reality)... i crack my self up, right lump?

What kind of magical stuff did the paladin have? It would have probably been more profitable to cast Fly, take to the air, summon stuff and blast him until he dies, and then sell his stuff far away.

It's usually a good idea to prepare BEFORE the fight starts.

Uhhh...didn't want to off him BEFORE he sucked up the dragons melee attacks. Besides, eziekiel thought it would look better if he brought back the head of a dragon for display, not the head of a wanker. (if you're reading this, sorry jon :} )

at first I was going to suggest divine intervention but seeing as how this was done for profit- I would say he has to atone himself now...

he can personally work that out with his god now...

Did the sorceror raid the paladin's home for anything that can be sold?

Heh, not yet. mabey i'll just move in. after all there is a vacancey. of course, there's also a large bill, and as we've already discussed zeke's monatery situation isn't good. Anyone in the market for a half-refinished castle ?

 

[Aven]

damnit, i messed up my tags. s'what i get for typing them in manually.

 

[Admiral Ray]

Playing a high level one-shot similar to this can be fun. Your characters don't need much of an excuse to go kill the Big Nasty Monster (TM), they just go do it.

Still, this one's rather amusing.

*Paladin and sorcerer walk outside*

Sorc: "Cult-taxes are getting to me. Need money. Dragon has money."

Pally: "Want to kill big things. Want cash, too."

*They look at each other, and take off*

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

They fight crime...

ROFL! That's beautiful.
I still have that generator on my HD.

Besides, eziekiel thought it would look better if he brought back the head of a dragon for display, not the head of a wanker. (if you're reading this, sorry jon :} )

...he can personally work that out with his god now...

Snrrk. Hahaha! Priceless. In between campaign sessions are the perfect opportunities for getting your friends negligently/maliciously killed without actually pissing anyone off. Let the bloodbath ensue!



Bran Blackbyrd
Who just saw Spiderman, and is in a pretty good mood.

 

[Psychotic Jim]

I had a golem and a paladin. how much more cannon fodder do i need ?
Far as ol' zeke is concered, the pally was far more expendable than the golem. [/B]

Did the golem get destroyed? Because it is obviously more intelligent than the paladin is (or was).
And did the player of the paladin react as well as you did?

 

[drothgery]

What kind of 20th-level paladin lacks a flying mount, or at least the means to make his mount fly? I mean, if you must stick with the warhorse that's accompanied you on all your adventures since 5th level, you can at least get a wizard to custom craft some Horseshoes of Flying for the animal.