*RANT* If the dragon takes to the air...SACRIFICE THE PALLY!

drothgery said:
What kind of 20th-level paladin lacks a flying mount, or at least the means to make his mount fly? I mean, if you must stick with the warhorse that's accompanied you on all your adventures since 5th level, you can at least get a wizard to custom craft some Horseshoes of Flying for the animal.

One that was created as a high level character without full consideration of the abilities other high level foes posess. I bet the paladin couldn't see insivisibility either.


I meant that instead of going after the dragon in the first, you should have just taken the paladin's stuff and sold it. His gear would probably cover your taxes and then some and it would be much safer that going after a dragon for real.
 

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the dm (kind of)

Okay, I need to point out a few reasons why a CR19 red dragon was able to maim/kill two level 20 PCs. Besides a complete lack of common sense and a gleeful delight in the casting of gate spells, the party was in dire straits from character creation. Aven, crafting a devilish mixture of prestige classes, magic items, and person flair, managed to come up with a rather impressive character. With around 700k to spend on "stuff", I needed an index to navigate his character sheet. So, if insane, he is rather formidable at what he does. (damn irresistable dance nonsense)

The paladin, however, was not.

With his small fortune to spend outfitting himself, he purchased:

1. A holy avenger. (Pretty cool.)
2. A +5 keen holy vorpal greatsword. (Why?)
3. A +5 chain shirt of etherealness. (He bought a chain shirt! He had the lowest AC in the game.)
4. A cloak of resistance +5 (He thought it was +6. Damn was he pissed.)
5. A tome of leadership +5
6. And a periapt of wound closure (Which, by the way, he was convinced wouldn't allow the dragon to drop him below zero. It's too bad the dragon took him to -62. And then ate him.)

And that was it. Now, this guy has been playing D&D for years. He knows dragons are tough. However, when the fight comes, he gets pissed, swings at the dragon once, then goes ethereal to pout. Leaving the sorcerer to do almost all the work by himself.

But, the real reason the dragon stomped around like he owned the place (Well, he did own the place, actually.) is thanks to my brother. He came home from work, and, in an inspired moment, I offered to let him be the dragon. My brother is a devious little guy, the sort that walks into a game of V:tM and leaves with the keys to the city and half-a-dozen elders in his pocket. And Aven, little twink that he is, is having great fun squaring off against this, one of the greatest challenges to his twinkiness. And all I have to do is sit back and watch. It may not be great, it may not be epic, but it sure is amusing.
 

Victim: No, he couldn't See invis. Killing him and taking his stuff, in hindsight, seems like a good idea. However, hindsight is 20/20...


What kind of 20th-level paladin lacks a flying mount, or at least the means to make his mount fly?

A crappy one...


Did the golem get destroyed? Because it is obviously more intelligent than the paladin is (or was).
And did the player of the paladin react as well as you did?

No. In Fact, it didn't get scratched. Never actually caught up to the dragon, actually. Damn slow 5000lbs chunks of iron.

No, not quite. He was a bit miffed, but he's game to try again, (w/a new character) which we will, hopefully on monday...
 

Sodalis said:
wait a minute... a paladin killing a dragon just because he was out of money? doesnt that seem like it will tik his god just a little?

at first I was going to suggest divine intervention but seeing as how this was done for profit- I would say he has to atone himself now...

Well, it was a Red (very evil). But motive does count. He might have worshiped Lathander. I bet that would make it okay.
 

Aven said:


Heh, not yet. mabey i'll just move in. after all there is a vacancey. of course, there's also a large bill, and as we've already discussed zeke's monatery situation isn't good. Anyone in the market for a half-refinished castle ?

I'll trade you a huge flock of ducks. Use them to test for Witches.
 

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