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[Dannyalcatraz]

What?

No Bottle of Crystal, Hennesey or Dom?

What about Burberry cologne? And "Stunnah" Shades?

And, lest we all forget...most of it is on lease...

 

[Thurbane]

Platinum Grill

Somekind of blinding 'smile' - attack?​

How about:

Blinding: A shield with this ability flashes with a brilliant light up to twice per day upon command of the wielder. Anyone within 20 feet except the wielder must make a DC 14 Reflex save or be blinded for 1d4 rounds.

Moderate evocation; CL 7th; Craft Magic Arms and Armor, searing light; Price +1 bonus.