Rasatal defeats Garden Gnome -- First time.

[Harlock]

"Hey, Hey, Hey: Wanna Fight? Fight Me! Tier one and Two only. I may be ugly, but I ain't TOO dumb."

Garden Gnome is a 2 foot tall, white-bearded male. He wears plain blue trousers, a handsome green vest, and a pointy red hat.

Rank: White Belt

Record: 0-1

Yen: 0

Powers: none

Item: none

And, "I find your guardian to be like unto a horror, your well to be dilapidated, and your moves to be brazen."

(OOC-Won't be posting for 13 or so hours, jump on in. If I win insults I'd prefer a standard, speed match with 6 flags required before victory. And please remember, not style. If you win, insults, anything but style goes.)

 

[Kalanyr]

"I am Rasatal, I am here to avenge the Death of my Brother Lasatar! I will grow powerful and punish Da Boss, his murderer!"

Rasatal
Copper Sash 1
1-1
Yen 0

Copper Sash: Profiteer,Arena Fighter,Signature Style (Raven),Bribe Judges

"I find your spouse to be boorish, your fish pond to be awful, and your defense to be laughable."

 

[TheCleansingEarth]

A large, cloaked figure walks up.

"Greetings, gentlemen. I'd be happy to judge this fight. It's clear to me that Rasatal has the better first and third insult, though I admit Garden Gnomes second insult has a certain flair. Insults to Rasatal! Oh yes..."

MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the heavens north-west of the Garden of Lost Hope on the day of the whip.

"Good luck to both of you."

 

[Kalanyr]

"I feel like a 3 Flag Standard Strategy Match. "

Ratasal's 1st Hand
<MeowthBot> 1: The staff invades the ravine and punches within the iron; avoids the kick of the spring!
<MeowthBot> 2: The whip rides across the forest; waves away the edge of the insect!
<Used> 3: The hammer ravages the well; guards against the motion of the spring!
<MeowthBot> 4: The staff seeks on top of the cemetery; scatters the push of the farm!
<MeowthBot> 5: The crane flies close to the foothills; leaps over the kick of the mire!


The hammer ravages the well; guards against the motion of the spring!


"Ratasal will smash you to itty bit bits! With this big hammer!"

(If you want to do this in chat, I may be online)

 

[Harlock]

All righty then

"very well, it begins"

Garden Gnomes First Hand
<MeowthBot> 1: The sad chimera tumbles with the prairie; fends off the push of the ice!
<Used> 2: The lightning leaps underneath the shrine; fends off the foray of the abomination!
<MeowthBot> 3: The raven speaks underneath the pillar; wards off the assailment of the feline!
<Used> 4: The fist burns the ravine; dominates the edge of the horn!
<MeowthBot> 5: The turtle tumbles with the hells; wards off the onslaught of the flame!

The lightning leaps underneath the shrine; fends off the foray of the abomination!

Garden Gnome fends off the mighty blows of the hammer and counters with lightning speed!

 

[TheCleansingEarth]

"Hmmmm. A very hard call to make this round. Garden Gnomes offensive move has a certain synergy, but Rasatals attack is more straightforward and equally impressive. However, I think that Rasatals defense is better. Point Rasatal!"

1 Flag Rasatal, 2 Flags Neutral.

 

[Harlock]

Round Two -- Garden Gnome Attacks!

"I shall redouble my efforts to break your defenses, worthy advesary! Fists of fire!"

The fist burns the ravine; dominates the edge of the horn!

Garden Gnome's fists lick like flames at Rasatal!

 

[Kalanyr]

The staff invades the ravine and punches within the iron; avoids the kick of the spring!

"Your fist is no match for my quarterstaff!"

 

[TheCleansingEarth]

"Hmmm. Both offensive components are pretty equal, though I'd give Rasatals a slight edge. However, I think Garden Gnomes defense is better than Rasatals this time. Point Garden Gnome!"

3 Flags Neutral.x1

 

[Harlock]

Rasatal defeats Garden Gnome in #yb

<Monderfal> we can fight here
<Monderfal> let me rope the judge
<Harlock> okay
<Harlock> He may be trying to post on that last round
<Reiella> !mb reload
<Reiella> !mb omega
<MeowthBot> Reiella: KAMIKAZE MEOWTH ATTACK!
<MeowthBot> Reiella: SUCKA!
<Reiella> !mb omegaprime
<MeowthBot> Reiella: The supreme turtle obliterates the volcano so fast that it absorbs the Ancient Volcano; aggressively conceals the motion of the fires. *yen+yen*
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<Monderfal> nice
<Harlock> yeah, and why didn;t we gen any yen moves Monderfal. I'm a broke white belt.
<Monderfal> !mb omegaprime
<Reiella> only kicks off for Rei
<WiseZealot> Alright.
<Monderfal> I'm a broke copper sash
<WiseZealot> I'll judge the match in here
<WiseZealot> 3 Flags Neutral x1.
<Monderfal> I was expecting a suck move
<Monderfal> heh
<WiseZealot> I use the 10x neutral rule, btw.
<Monderfal> we can continue
<Monderfal> from where we were
<Monderfal> or is that 3 neutrak ?
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<TheCleansingEarth> 3 Flags Neutral x1.
<Monderfal> k
<Harlock> Need my white belts 0-1 no yen stats?
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<Monderfal> got em on the boards
<TheCleansingEarth> I know the stats
<TheCleansingEarth> heh
<TheCleansingEarth> Heavens/Whip
<TheCleansingEarth> Are the locations are day
<TheCleansingEarth> err
<TheCleansingEarth> Are the location and day.
<Monderfal> The crane flies close to the foothills; leaps over the kick of the mire!
*** Monderfal has changed the topic on channel #yb to 'http://www.lw-oasis.org/aon/ Topic of Eternity || if you're having trouble getting to the boards use http://66.216.60.169/ || 15155 Moves MeowthBot Generated' | 0 R 3 N 0 G L:Heavens D:Whip
<Harlock> The turtle tumbles with the hells; wards off the onslaught of the flame!
<TheCleansingEarth> I can see a crane flying, but I have a hard time envisioning a turtle tumbling. Point Rasatal. 1 Flag Rasatal, 2 Flags Neutral.
<TheCleansingEarth> New hands.
<Harlock> <MeowthBot> 1: The weasel parts the shrine; fends off the offensive of the crevice!
<Harlock> <MeowthBot> 2: The wolf vanquishes the cliff; negates the thrust of the club!
<Harlock> <MeowthBot> 3: The dragon glides next to the rapids; scatters the roar of the barrens!
<Harlock> <MeowthBot> 4: The west wind flips upon the waterfall; quells the kick of the grave!
<Harlock> <MeowthBot> 5: The snake kicks with the tower; guards against the efforts of the tree! *yen*
<Harlock> finally a yen move
<Monderfal> <MeowthBot> 1: The raven scourges the fountain; removes the roar of the tides!
<Monderfal> <MeowthBot> 2: The spear punches over the vineyard; fends off the touch of the stone!
<Monderfal> <MeowthBot> 3: The fist rides atop the clearing; averts the punch of the pole!
<Monderfal> <MeowthBot> 4: The perfect spear devastates the glacier; silences the push of the iron!
<Monderfal> <MeowthBot> 5: The chain drowns the forest; dodges the onslaught of the spring!
<Monderfal> The raven scourges the fountain; removes the roar of the tides!
<Monderfal> (2 pointer)
<TheCleansingEarth> I know your stats Kal
<Monderfal> heh
<Monderfal> its traditional
<TheCleansingEarth>
<TheCleansingEarth> k
<Harlock> : The dragon glides next to the rapids; scatters the roar of the barrens!
<MeowthBot> The Time of the Plush is at Hand.
<TheCleansingEarth> Dragons always impress me... but this one isn't really doing much, and I like Rasatals offensive move, and defense more. Point and Match Rasatal.
<TheCleansingEarth> Garden Gnome you are now a White Belt 0-2
* Harlock cheers
<TheCleansingEarth> Rasatal you rise to Copper Belt 2.
* Harlock bows to Rasatal
<TheCleansingEarth> Alright.
<TheCleansingEarth> Nice match guys.

"Alas, I have been defeated yet again. This shall only serve to kindle my passion for the fight even more. But now, it is time to reflect on why I have lost." Garden Gnome

<edit>I can spell, really.</edit>