Red Dragon, Virgins and a Doomed Halfling

Geldenleaf

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Ok.... So I have a sort of "Problem" that I figured I would share with you all and see if I could get a little help with it as well.
So here is the basic background. W are playing a story that our DM wrote. He is DMing now and one of our players is DMing after him continuing the stor and then I will DM. I actually need help with my story, but that is a question for another time.
I am Rufus Geldenleaf, a Halfling transmuter. I am on a quest to find my master. We were in a small town outside of Waterdeep (homebrew town) and I decided to take a job guarding a merchant cart on its travels back to Waterdeep while I waited for my party member to finish training. I convinced the merchant that I could protect him (2 of my allies and my panther came along) and his wares from even the likes of a Dragon. We were attacked by bandits and te merchant was shot in the eye with an arrow.... Damn natural 20. We beat the bandits and as I was healing my panther companion, our DM thought it would be funny to actually make us face a dragon. He is a dick. Yes. We are all lvl 3 and this is an Adult red dragon at the youngest. Surviving its first breath attack (somehow) I managed to come up with a strategy. I live by Weterdeep and I know a bit of the lore. So I asked the DM the name of the Dragon. I knew it and one thing led to another and we were making a deal. We bound our souls and made an oath to follow the terms of our "Dragon Bond". Basically he gave me information and spared my life and the lives of my allies as long as I brought him 7 beautiful virgins on the next 7 eclipses and a few other unimportant things. If i don't follow the terms, I die. Simple as that.

So We have done a few things, are in the Moonshae Isles, I am level 4 and i have to get the Dragon ALL the virgins on the eclipse in 5 weeks and 5 days.

Our party consists of:
Me: lvl 4 Mage
Dwarf paladin Lvl 4
Psion lvl 4
Thief lvl 5
Mage/thief lvl 2/3
Fighter(monk) lvl 6
fighter lvl 5
and my panther (soon to be my familiar)

A lvl 16 sea hag (Black Molly) who owes me a life debt for freeing her from a major geas. She has a crew she is assembling for our boat.

I am planning on going to a town near by with a population of almost all female elves and try and get the 7 virgins there. But I am going to see if they will ally with me and then we will have 7 more party members to join in the fight.

I have a few allies in town that can help get stuff together and I may be able to get help from a group that fights against evil (the thief and I are part of this group). The allies in town are a level witch (sh is training me), the alchemist in town whose equipment i am using and a local merchant who sells rare expensive items.

I am thinking about getting a potion of evil dragon control (red obviously) but that will be hard to acquire.

We roleplay heavily and My character can't support this EXTREMELY evil act and still hope to b the same person in his masters eyes. So he is going to get everything together and if it kills him, kill the dragon. Our characters have some special items and we have worked pretty hard on their stories and I would like to keep most of them alive lol Any of ya'll have any suggestions?
 

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Yea, lots of cheese wheels lol


And the virgins are to be women, hence the convenience of the town of mostly populated by elven females.
 


The dragon specified female and thats what we agreed on in our dragon bond. If i bring males i will die upon walking into the dragons hold lol. So it has to be women.
 

Well, the DM should watch for it... I mean, you get those virgins going, the Paladin falls in love, fights the dragon...

Then next session you get this...

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Friends don't let friends become Knights of the Cross ;).

Slainte,

-Loonook.
 


7 Beautiful Virgins? Must Be Female? Lets break this down...

7 = ok, pretty static factor, it must be 7 individuals.

Beautiful = alright, this is a relative term. let's consult Dictionary.com:

1. having beauty; having qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.; delighting the senses or mind: a beautiful dress; a beautiful speech.

2. excellent of its kind: a beautiful putt on the seventh hole; The chef served us a beautiful roast of beef.

3. wonderful; very pleasing or satisfying.

...great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about. Check.

Virgin = one who has never had sex.

Female = one with a uterus.

Any other requirements? No?

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"Since race and species was not part of the bargain, I present to you, oh Glorious Evil Villain, seven kittens. How it pains me to commit such an evil act as to allow kittens to die, I have fulfilled our agreement. May you rot in hell, oh taker of warm, fuzzy life!"

Your Panther may hate you forever, but sometimes sacrifices need to be made.

Of course, you've pissed off a Chaotic Evil creature, lets see how much he honors the agreement after that.
 
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