Refusing to be lured into the "Don't Read This" Trap

[2WS-Steve]

I made my Will Save, but valiantly decided to go into the depths of the evil thread anyway, sacrificing myself to help others out.


Here are the contents of the "don't read this thread" thread so you can read it without reading THAT thread. :b


Now you can read what's in the thread without reading the thread, thus simultaneously making yourself feel good about your ability to resist temptation and satisfying your morbid curiosity.

--The Sigil

I'm privy to certain classified information that The Sigil was actually standing on the grassy knoll and has been part of Hal's Black Ops Marketing Team since their bold masterstroke in Roswell, New Mexico, 1947.

I also srtongly suspect that Hal has edited the "don't read this" thread to now include the secret formula for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Coke Classic, and New Coke...

Trust no one!

 

[MEG Hal]

I'm privy to certain classified information that The Sigil was actually standing on the grassy knoll and has been part of Hal's Black Ops Marketing Team since their bold masterstroke in Roswell, New Mexico, 1947.

I also srtongly suspect that Hal has edited the "don't read this" thread to now include the secret formula for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Coke Classic, and New Coke...

Trust no one!

*hear static*
"I need a B.O.C. at 2WS ASAP for a "cleaning" over.
"Roger one cleaning in NJ coming up..."
*end static*

 

[MEG Hal]

I'm privy to certain classified information that The Sigil was actually standing on the grassy knoll and has been part of Hal's Black Ops Marketing Team since their bold masterstroke in Roswell, New Mexico, 1947.
Trust no one!

I put the F.U. in U.F.O.

 

[tensen]

*hear static*
"I need a B.O.C. at 2WS ASAP for a "cleaning" over.
"Roger one cleaning in NJ coming up..."
*end static*

Does this mean I should worry about that clandestined meeting that I had scheduled on Saturday?

"Steve.... why are there a bunch of people walking around carrying baloons with big eyes on them?"
"Neal, stop drinking so much you are hallucinating"
"Steve, The eye is winking at me......Aaaargh!!!"

 

[Frilf]

Did someone call for a cleaner? ::dusts off glock, attaches silencer:: I gots orders from upstairs to handle a certain situation.

 

[Wolv0rine]

You fools! Didn't you realize that Hal's incidious plot went so much deeper?! By posting the contents of the "Don't read this" thread, Sagan unwittingly did just as Hal knew he would! At this very moment, the chain reaction caused by this paradoxial pseudo-Shrodinger's Cat paradigm being both seen AND unseen is dissolving the bonds which hold together the very fabric of Time/Space. We have but hours left to live, my friends. *sob*

 

[Voadam]

I lasted less than ten seconds before reading the thread.

But I did manage to resist posting a reply to it . . . for now.

I could just see myself as bear in the woods walking along saying "Hmmm, this random piece of meat just lying there looks pretty good, I think I'll grab it and have a taste." And then SNAP!!! the steel jawed trap goes off.

Damn 9 Wisdom gets me every time.

 

[garyh]

I haven't read the "don't read this" thread, but just reading THIS thread makes my brain hurt.

 

[Darrin Drader]

Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. A thousand points of light...

 

[Sagan Darkside]

*rolls on insanity table*
*develops Hal-o-phobia*
*relieved he did not develop Hal-o-philia*