The Dungeon Master title is probably offensive to the BDSM culture, who didn't ask to be appropriated by the dominant and overpowering geek culture.
6th edition will introduce the "elected narrator" with an half-session mandate and each player will have the ability to veto any decision because checks and balances are necessary.
Mordainkainen's Manual of the Mistreated and Morally Misunderstood: the Shrieker
Faerun has long abandonned the vile ways of eating animals, as they didn't ask to be slaughtered to satisfy the desires of the few. Nowadays, in 1579 DR, everybody knows that harming animal is awful. However, the poor Aboleth, being fungi, do not enjoy the same level of legal protection as sentient beings, animal and plants (thanks to the elves and druid lobby) currently enjoy. This sad state of lack of enlightenment has led to adventurers taking great care to remove them as they tend to produce an audible shriek that could warn the Misunderstood Persons they are seeking to rehabilitate by taking them out of their dungeon and providing them with decent lodging opportunities. The shrieker being very easy to assassinate in one shot, bloodthirsty adventurer often resort to lethal violence instead of attempting negociation, despite fungus being demonstrably able of some form of inter-fungus communication.
I hereby propose that the Council of Waterdeep adopt the following edicts:
1. Shrieker shall henceforth be referred as shriekpersons
2. The sound they emit is obviously one of extreme disconfort. A fine of 1,000 gp will be levied on any person causing such a shriek.
3. The aforementioned fine will be doubled in the event the disturbance takes place in a dungeon, a cave or a sewer, where the adventurers didn't ask for the rightful owner permission to enter beforehand. This fine will be on top on the one for trespassing.