D&D 5E Rename the Monster Manual

[Lanefan]

I never buy cola or anything in can or bottle rigged in plastic rings. These can be killers.

All you gotta do is spend ten seconds with a pair of scissors and cut 'em up such that there's no closed loops left, before tossing them.

An essential skill for me, as most 6-packs of beer come in the can-and-ring format these days and my fridge won't really fit a 2-4.

 

[Lanefan]

Most places in the US, it ain’t even illegal to cross the road wherever ya please, it’s only “jay walking” if there’s traffic. Still, folks act like it’s only legal to cross at the crosswalk.

And when they get to the crosswalk they assume it'll protect them like a forcefield, and so just step out in front of whatever's coming regardless of whether it's stopping or not...

Chaotic Stupid, I say.

 

[Tonguez]

Being from the UK the fact you have this law just baffles me, I think it just shows the power and influence of the automotive industry.

theres a Youtube clip somewhere that explains the history of the Jaywalker and it makes that point that prior to the invention of the automobile Public Roads were accessways for people to walk along safely. After the invention of cars the term Jay driver came into being to refer to those who drove on the wrong side of the road. Automobile clubs then started lobbying lawmakings and invented the word Jaywalker, with Jay being a slur of the era akin to Idiot - thus Jaywalker implies that pedestrians are Idiots who should make way for vehicles rather than sharing the road...

 

[Coroc]

3...2...1...

Well only yesterday and already 14 pages ....

 

[Coroc]

I propose the title:

Mordenkainen's Manual of the Maltreated and Morally Misunderstood

ROFLMAO

 

[Coroc]

Is calling somebody a Dungeon MASTER even ok nowadays?
Edit: before somebody takes this and runs with it, I'm being sarcastic here.

No PC it has to be titled Dominatri*/xyz but that might also be not up to date because someone found something offending in this expression...

 

[Flamestrike]

I realize that this may look like a parody thread.

Dude, the entire OP is Large, green and regenerates (fire negates), with a rend attack.

 

[Coroc]

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Oh look at that friendly blue skinned guy, carries the elves across the river and protects them from the wolves with his dagger.

 

[R_J_K75]

And when they get to the crosswalk they assume it'll protect them like a forcefield, and so just step out in front of whatever's coming regardless of whether it's stopping or not...

Chaotic Stupid, I say.

Like they do in Toronto?

 

[R_J_K75]

Oh look at that friendly blue skinned guy, carries the elves across the river and protects them from the wolves with his dagger.

Its gonna take much more than a dagger, such as a lunch and a crucifix to...