GENEWEIGEL
Explorer
Come with me if you want to live!
I've been sent back from the future to stop you from converting to 3.5 because there will be a worldwide original AD&D revival in 2005!

Hell, those of you here that know me, know that I gave 3rd a big chance but I'm not even going to look at 3.5!
When those duds[sic] at WOTC can make something compatible with Gygax's game, still functional, lighter and well-oiled despite what some of you may assume, then let me know.
A robot resembling WOTC's Gwendolyn Kestrel comes smashing through the wall with laser cannons morphing out of her hands.
I was too late!!! They've sent the 3.7b prototype back to stop me!
It's using a rotating feat * called initiative loop but it won't get past my 1e multi-attack initiative override.
Ahem! I know you're still sorting through your feats and such, Miss 3.7b prototype edition, but you're already dead thanks to the streamlined "learn it once" original AD&D game.
Looks up from a book called Chicken Splats for the Soul: The 3.7b Prototype Edition Complete Clerically-Challenged Butt-Kicking Individual* and explodes.
Wait, it's not over yet! I still have the memory of the 3.7b prototype edition!
You'll have to lower me into the pool of molten metal because my hit dice are too high to be forced to take my own life.
Do it!
I know now why you still play 3rd edition.
But it is something I can never do.
Hops on the chain and pulley. Raises a rude finger as he sinks into the molten hot metal.
(*See the 3.7b prototype edition rules for more! - this annotation is a paid space time retro-advertisement brought to you by Time Warner Hasbro a subsidiary of the People's Republic of China Incorporated sanctioned by the Federal Board of Commercial Temporal Saturation of the United Systems of the Spiral Arm Triumvirate.)
I've been sent back from the future to stop you from converting to 3.5 because there will be a worldwide original AD&D revival in 2005!

Hell, those of you here that know me, know that I gave 3rd a big chance but I'm not even going to look at 3.5!
When those duds[sic] at WOTC can make something compatible with Gygax's game, still functional, lighter and well-oiled despite what some of you may assume, then let me know.
A robot resembling WOTC's Gwendolyn Kestrel comes smashing through the wall with laser cannons morphing out of her hands.
I was too late!!! They've sent the 3.7b prototype back to stop me!
It's using a rotating feat * called initiative loop but it won't get past my 1e multi-attack initiative override.
Ahem! I know you're still sorting through your feats and such, Miss 3.7b prototype edition, but you're already dead thanks to the streamlined "learn it once" original AD&D game.
Looks up from a book called Chicken Splats for the Soul: The 3.7b Prototype Edition Complete Clerically-Challenged Butt-Kicking Individual* and explodes.
Wait, it's not over yet! I still have the memory of the 3.7b prototype edition!
You'll have to lower me into the pool of molten metal because my hit dice are too high to be forced to take my own life.
Do it!
I know now why you still play 3rd edition.
But it is something I can never do.
Hops on the chain and pulley. Raises a rude finger as he sinks into the molten hot metal.
(*See the 3.7b prototype edition rules for more! - this annotation is a paid space time retro-advertisement brought to you by Time Warner Hasbro a subsidiary of the People's Republic of China Incorporated sanctioned by the Federal Board of Commercial Temporal Saturation of the United Systems of the Spiral Arm Triumvirate.)