Lonely Tylenol
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Or how about...
"Hey, I like Dwarves. Do you like Dwarves?"
"Dwarves rule!"
"Totally."
"I like how they're sneaky."
"Yeah, and how they've been shoehorned into being gypsies."
"And they're hella short!"
"But the best thing about Dwarves is that they're kenders with the serial numbers filed off."
"Duuuude....."
"What? What!"
"Just don't go there. "
"...Yeah...Sorry"
I still haven't seen a compelling argument for halflings.
"Hey, I like Dwarves. Do you like Dwarves?"
"Dwarves rule!"
"Totally."
"I like how they're sneaky."
"Yeah, and how they've been shoehorned into being gypsies."
"And they're hella short!"
"But the best thing about Dwarves is that they're kenders with the serial numbers filed off."
"Duuuude....."
"What? What!"
"Just don't go there. "
"...Yeah...Sorry"
I still haven't seen a compelling argument for halflings.