Berandor
lunatic
He gave "Stepford Wives" 3 stars, "Life Aquatic" 2.5 stars
Well, I can see how you'd regard a film that tries to do something and fails as a bigger understatement than a film that does what it sets out to do. But imo, and when I write movie reviews, I try to make my ratings comparable so that in the end, you can look at the rating and gain some impression of the films quality.
Let's just say I wanted to go to the movies, but wasn't sure what to see. I don't have that much time, but I look at a movie review site to skim the current films. One has 3 stars, another has 2.5 stars. I might go to see the 3-star-movie even though it is the worse film?
These things are called "ratings" because they "rate" films in comparison to each other. I can understand not rating movies, but if you do, you should try to make them comparable.
That's really what has made me not read a lot of Ebert's reviews. He could give an inane and barely watchable film 3 stars just because it doesn't try to do something else, and I'd wonder how in hell such a knowledgeable film geek can award such a rating for drivel.
Now I know.
Stars are relative, not absolute, and analyzing them represents a waste of valuable time that could be profitably spent watching aquarium fish or memorizing the sayings of Dr. Johnson. I am compelled to award them because of market pressures. I, too, would rather see "The Life Aquatic" again than "The Stepford Wives," but within the context of the two films, I think "The Life Aquatic" falls further short of what it was trying to do -- even though what it does is better than anything in "The Stepford Wives." I realize my logic is impenetrable. I recommend just reading the reviews and ignoring the stars.
Well, I can see how you'd regard a film that tries to do something and fails as a bigger understatement than a film that does what it sets out to do. But imo, and when I write movie reviews, I try to make my ratings comparable so that in the end, you can look at the rating and gain some impression of the films quality.
Let's just say I wanted to go to the movies, but wasn't sure what to see. I don't have that much time, but I look at a movie review site to skim the current films. One has 3 stars, another has 2.5 stars. I might go to see the 3-star-movie even though it is the worse film?
These things are called "ratings" because they "rate" films in comparison to each other. I can understand not rating movies, but if you do, you should try to make them comparable.
That's really what has made me not read a lot of Ebert's reviews. He could give an inane and barely watchable film 3 stars just because it doesn't try to do something else, and I'd wonder how in hell such a knowledgeable film geek can award such a rating for drivel.
Now I know.