El Mahdi
Muad'Dib of the Anauroch
Sometimes players role play a little too much, especially when it regards trivial matters with trivial NPCs, eg: . . .
Player "What kind of apples?'
DM "Umm..red ones..."
Player "They don't have a name?"
DM "Ummm...They're Mordenkeinitosh Apples" . . .
. . . Player "I finish my meal and find Applefarmer Applebee's Orchard"
DM "????"
Player "Didn't you read Rolgath's backstory? His favorite food is apples. What varieties of apples are grown in the orchard?"
The rest of the players in the group "The party as a whole attacks Rolgath the Cheap. Sneak attack or fireball first guys?"
I've personally never played with someone like this, but I can see where that would definitely be annoying. I think I might need to find ways to bring about the players demise, let alone his character.

On a seperate note, that's some funny stuff. I liked the "Mordenkeinitosh Apples" the best.
