Roll up your Accidental Anthropomorphic Animal Hero!

For fun and giggles, I whipped up a TMNT-inspired table for anthropomorphic RPG animal PCs. What did you get?

 

[Toriel]

Experimental Psychic Scientist Bear: BRAIN POWER!
It goes without saying that he wears a white lab coat and a weird crystal crown.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Experimental Psychic Scientist Bear: BRAIN POWER!
It goes without saying that he wears a white lab coat and a weird crystal crown.

Man, that is FULL of potential! What kind of bear? What kind of psychic abilities? What specialty in science?

I mean, they could all be interrelated, or just...well...whatever. Winnifred DePooh is a telekinetic brown bear who is an apiarist, devoting his abilities towards collecting honey.

OTOH, Werner Von Brownbear is telepathic with an interest in rocketry.

While Shang, the Panda bear with powerful remote viewing abilities might favor exploration of relatively inaccessible places, like the Marianis Trench.

 

[Henry]

I would happily watch ANY OF THESE on Adult Swim.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I would happily watch ANY OF THESE on Adult Swim.

Normally, I’d say don’t give them any ideas.

...but in this case, GIVE THEM SOME IDEAS!!!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Didn’t see this one coming: Punk Rock Atomic Acrobat Rhino. I can easily see a (literally) glowing mowhawk and a horn pierced with dozens of clothes-pins. Maybe with a Godzilla-esque breath weapon.

But acrobat?

A 2.5 ton critter doing flips? One hand handstands? Cartwheels?

Damaging buildings while doing parkour? Hell...running through walls (Kool-Aid Man style) while attempting parkour?


*thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
*BOOM!*

 

[Eis]

Soviet Sybiotic Rascal Cat....is good...da

 

[cmad1977]

Truckin’ Nuclear Espionage Gorilla.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Truckin’ Nuclear Espionage Gorilla.

In the vein of Henry’s musings, I’d call that watchable.

I can almost see a gorilla in a John Deere hat and tux- sleeves torn off- playing baccarat.

When introducing himself, he signs, “Koko. Just Koko.”

Preferred drinks: bananatini, shaken, not stirred. Or a PBR.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Just thinking...this could almost work as an alternative PC Generator for Cypher System.

 

[SuperSam888]

11, 11, 11, 11 is just too good.

Soviet Nuclear Assassin Pig.