Roll up your Accidental Anthropomorphic Animal Hero!

For fun and giggles, I whipped up a TMNT-inspired table for anthropomorphic RPG animal PCs. What did you get?

 

[Ben Messer]

Using random.org b/c I'm too lazy to dig out a d20:
Killer Bionic Samurai Tiger

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

11, 11, 11, 11 is just too good.

Soviet Nuclear Assassin Pig.

Series theme song freely adapted from Van Halen’s “Atomic Punk”...

“Nobody rules these streets at night but me...The Atomic Pork!”

 

[WASP007]

Urban Augmented Hero Bear

Jason Borne and The Punisher have a love child...in the hood

 

[WASP007]

Didn’t see this one coming: Punk Rock Atomic Acrobat Rhino. I can easily see a (literally) glowing mowhawk and a horn pierced with dozens of clothes-pins. Maybe with a Godzilla-esque breath weapon.

But acrobat?

A 2.5 ton critter doing flips? One hand handstands? Cartwheels?

Damaging buildings while doing parkour? Hell...running through walls (Kool-Aid Man style) while attempting parkour?


*thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
*BOOM!*

Dude that's hysterical

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Using random.org b/c I'm too lazy to dig out a d20:
Killer Bionic Samurai Tiger

Cyber Tyger, burning bright,
In the city streets at night;
Only mortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry.

Oh what distant fact’try lines,
Built the lasers of thine eyes?
To what things dared they aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could forge thy carbon-fiber heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Who made the Lamb did not make thee.

Cyber Tyger, burning bright,
In the city streets at night;
Only mortal hand or eye,
Would frame thy fearful symmetry.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Bohemian Interdimensional Rascal Dog. (B.I.R.D.?!)

I’m thinking a foppish Jack Russell or Border Collie. Maybe in the Mxyzptlkian/Bat-Mite/Imposssible Man/Assassin Bug vein.

 

[WASP007]

Maybe Tramp from Lady and the Tramp...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Yeah, that could work!
[video=youtube;fbzEOQLOAWw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbzEOQLOAWw[/video]

 

[Sword of Spirit]

I wasn't sure why there were two slightly different tables (maybe my phone isn't displaying it right), but I just rolled first to decide on a table before each column roll.

Accidental Alien Espionage Rhino. I think I crashlanded out of Wizardry 7, and had to go undercover to figure out how to survive.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I had a mental image of a rhino version of Chicken Boo or Sir Bearington...
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