Salmon flavored soda

[EricNoah]

And I thought Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper was bad!

http://money.cnn.com/2005/11/15/news/funny/salmon_soda.reut/index.htm?cnn=yes

 

[Dark Jezter]

Heh! Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer goes to New York.

Homer: "So do you have anything to drink in there?"
Street Vendor: "Only Mountain Dew and Crab Juice."
Homer: "Blech! Ewwww! That's disgusting! ...I'll have a Crab Juice."

 

[EricNoah]

Bad sign:

Asked whether he liked his new salmon soda, van Stolk said: "I cannot finish a bottle, I just can't."

 

[Umbran]

Why don't they just admit what they're doing and go all out, Bertie Botts style, and start making booger flavored soda?

 

[Henry]

That ALLLLLLMOST got me trying to find an order form online somewhere for Christmas gifts.

 

[demiurge1138]

There's already booger flavored jelly beans. We don't need it in liquid form too, do we?

Incidentally, the Jones holiday soda I'm most afraid of the Brussel sprouts with proscuitto. There's a bottle of it in my apartment - I shudder to think.

Demiurge out.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

*gags* I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

That's one of the grossest things I've ever heard.

 

[GlassJaw]

And I thought Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper was bad!

Hmm, I like it.

 

[Jdvn1]

Dear Jones Soda,

Please stop.

Now.

Thank you,
- Jdvn1

 

[jaerdaph]

Definitely not the thread to peruse while eating lunch...