Sauron Claus is Comming to Town...

[Ranger REG]

Running out the Shire
Four Hobbits on the flee
With Nazgul on their tail
They reached the town of Bree
They checked into an Inn
And found a Ranger there
When the Wraiths come crashing in their room
They found their beds were bare.

Nazgul scream
Nazgul scream
They missed their targets so
They stand around inside the Inn
While the Hobbits lay down low.

 

[Steve Jung]

All I want for Christmas is The One Ring back,
The One Ring back, the One Ring back,
Gee, if I could only have my One Ring back,
Then I could crush the opposition.

It seems so long since I've had form,
Curse that Isildur and Elrond.
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be
If I broke free of Mordor.

All I want for Christmas is The One Ring back,
The One Ring back, the One Ring back,
Gee, if I could only have my One Ring back,
Then I could crush the opposition.

 

[Edena_of_Neith]

Sauron the misty Maia
Had a very shiny Eye
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

All of the Fallen Maia
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Sauron
Join in any Angband Games

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Morgoth came to say
Sauron with your Eye so bright
Won't you guide my orcs tonight?

Then how the Fallen loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Sauron the misty Maia
You'll go down in history

 

[Ranger REG]

Oh, Master Ring
Oh, Master Ring
How do you shine, My Precious.
Oh, Master Ring
Oh, Master Ring
How you're my own, My Precious.