My father-in-law forwards these right wing chain emails...you know the sort, "YOU MUST READ THIS" in the subject, body of the thing in an over-sized sans serif font, with some patriotic story of non-Americans getting the shaft...that invariably have some details in them that make you think, "This detail sounds invented." So every time I google the story (thank you, Snopes) and invariably the story, although starting from a grain of truth, has been altered to advance some kind of right-wing or religious agenda.
Yeah, so, basically that whole essay set off those same alarm bells. Starting with the 12 year old John Wick taking a punch to the face from a fellow gamer.
Perfectly valid sentiment (Tomb of Horrors sucking) but I call B.S. on just about everything else in it.