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Sayings

Liquide

DEX: 4
Well got inspired by our new member and his 101 (104 :D ) paladin sayings.

So now create the 101 class sayings in combat (101 for each class that is).

Since my creativity is a bit off right now I'll post my additions after morning coffee ;)
 

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In this regard, the group Paladin and I (Cleric) were both Helmites...so we would say things like:

"Go Helm!"
"Helm High football RULES!!!

And so forth...we became known as the "Helm Twins"
 

i had a sorcerer whow as rather attached to and in awe of the party barbarian. when he was knocked out by flying monkeys i took off after them screaming "your mothers :) :) :) :) smells of goblin offal!!"
 

Our old mantra from long ago we used to chant at football games:

"Kick 'em in the knee,
Kick 'em in the head,
We want blood,
Red red red!"
 

Barbarian: "I shall wear your bones!"
Bard: "Don't worry. I'll sing you're funeral hymn."
Cleric: "My god has no sympathy for thee!"
Druid: "Back to the soil with you..."
Fighter: "..."
Monk: "Your possessions have stolen your grace."
Paladin: "I am my god's sword!"
Ranger: "Feel free to run..."
Rogue: "Right...there!"
Sorcerer: "Heh...I don't know how I do it! Amazing, eh?"
Wizard: "Care to test my knowledge?"

Whee! :)
 

"Take that you skirt wearin New England sissy!" wait, that was what I called my dad when I whooped his but in tennis.

no my dad did not really wear skirts.
 

"By Kord's bloody blade!" is one I like to bellow out every once in a while. It's particularly impressive coming from, say, a halfling bard. ;P

"Hieroneous, guide me!" is one the NPC fighter/cleric in one game I'm in uses a lot.

"Whaaaat?" is the favored phrase of a rogue in another game.

"Go for the eyes, Boo!" keeps popping up, as does, "Our cause is doomed," and "I care not!"

-The Gneech
 




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