Sayings

[AuroraGyps]

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college..." Commoners in Pancake houses.

ROTFLOL!!! Also know as "cause aneurysm" spell.

 

[hunter2112]

For any adventurer with a flair for the dramatic

"Have at thee foul denizens of the dark dimensions!"

I got a couple strange looks for that one. Can't imagine why. Seems perfect for a rogue.

 

[caudor]

Tie a dirty sock to a staff, and then scream:

You shall not pass!

 

[Mark Chance]

Knew a fellow who knew a fellow whose character carried a dead aardvark. Before combat, the character would whirl the dead aardvark overhead by its tail and shout, "Plague! Plague!"

Ages ago, when I actually got to play, my half-orc barbarian/fighter, Spakk Bonewrencher, was fond of:

"Come get some!"

"Fear of Gruumsh is the beginning of the end."

"RAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!"

 

[Talaysen]

"Take that you skirt wearin New England sissy!" wait, that was what I called my dad when I whooped his but in tennis.

no my dad did not really wear skirts.

Ha! If it weren't for us, you'd all be speaking British right now!

...er...or...something like that...

And ok, granted, Bostonians practically *are* British, but even still...

(Better redeem this post but quick!)

Hey, blackshirt, were you in an abnormal psych course recently? I have a friend who told me the story behind that phrase you mentioned - and she got it out of abnormal psych. Just curious.

Personally, I'm a fan of the classic "I waste him with my crossbow!"

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

"Be smitten by mine blade righteous and true, thou stinkard!"

Said by my half-insane fighter.

 

[DM with a vengence]

Fighter
"Stand and Fight!"
"Even dragons die when you run a sword through their head."
"Your magic is no match from cold steel!"
"Amature."
"Come back when you have some skill."
"Left Right High Left Low Right Low High Left!"

 

[star]

My personal favorite would have to be "I give him the finger as a free action". Works for most situations and for any character class.


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[Craer]

My favorite Sanity-Lite(tm) Psion saying:

"EEEEEeehehehehhheh. Hee hee hee. Heh. Heeheeee..."

With a background, of course, of as many things exploding simultaneously as possible.

-Craer