Scotley's and Leif's Constables of the 14th Ward [3.5E D&D] [OOC 02]

[Leif]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Sweet!

Simple math. But in this case 2 + 2 = 3.

I'm sure it is simple. Or, WOULD BE SO, if I knew what in Hades you were talking about!

 

[Rhun]

I'm sure it is simple. Or, WOULD BE SO, if I knew what in Hades you were talking about!

Its a need to know basis...and you don't need to know.

 

[Leif]

Its a need to know basis...and you don't need to know.

Thank you for your forbearance. My life's already too complicated without you unnecessarily adding to the complexity thereof.

 

[Rhun]

Thank you for your forbearance. My life's already too complicated without you unnecessarily adding to the complexity thereof.

Hee hee. Then maybe I should explain. LOL.

 

[Leif]

Hee hee. Then maybe I should explain. LOL.

Nay! Pray, say not so, Sir! Canst thou but grant to me one small boon, let it be this: That you leave me wallowing in the miserable mire of my magnificent ignorance and molest my mediocrity no more!

(Top that, DeWar! )

(Scotley, we have caught DeWar skulking about and lurking in the shadowy recesses of this thread before, haven't we?? Or am I succumbing to a DM's paranoia? Boy, the Constables better hope that's not it! )

 

[Rhun]

Nay! Pray, say not so, Sir! Canst thou but grant to me one small boon, let it be this: That you leave me wallowing in the miserable mire of my magnificent ignorance and molest my mediocrity no more!

I'm impressed.

 

[Scotley]

Yeah, I've seen him lurking about here a time or two. Time to put out the traps. What should we use for bait? I'd say scotch, but we might catch a couple of our players that way. What can we use that's specific to this particular varmint?

 

[Leif]

Hmmmm, bait...... let me see..... how about a couple of pairs of Thea's sweaty panties?

 

[Rhun]

Yeah, I've seen him lurking about here a time or two. Time to put out the traps. What should we use for bait? I'd say scotch, but we might catch a couple of our players that way. What can we use that's specific to this particular varmint?

I'd fall victim to a Scotch trap...assuming you use Single Malt.

 

[Scotley]

I'm thinking she worked up a pretty good sweat when those bears busted out in front of her.

I was thinking of Rhun when I suggested we find and alternative to scotch.