The only problem with the hive mind theory is, wouldn't Piratecat have to post a pretty [deleted expletive] lot to make up for Crothian (and Wicht)? I mean, there are like a pretty large number of posters who have over 1,000 posts, so PC would have to have a typing speed in the milions of WPM.
Or how do you know this post isn't by the hive mind, trying to throw you off track?
Simple. You're part of the hive mind, so don't need to be told.
Of course, with that reasoning, I am probably too, but being me I know I'm not, but with the hive mind theory being a conspiracy and all I'm most likely just saying this to deflect suspicion, but that would mean I'm just a dirty lyer, but that would mean that my . . . . oh never mind.