Sex with the DM

[Gnome Quixote]

If you have sex with your DM, and get favorable treatment in the game thereafter, is that an unfair advantage, or should the other players just start having sex with the DM instead?

Look, for the last time: gather as much anecdotal evidence as you want, but you're still not going to convince all of us that we should start having sex with you.

(OK, maybe Teel...)

 

[Brennin Magalus]

Which edition?

LOL!

 

[Rel]

I just cut out any pretense and we LARP the sex scenes during the session.

 

[Ry]

What, are players so un-creative these days that they can only think of one kind of bribe? Or are DMs so narrow-minded in their hedonism? Come on people, there are multiple pleasures in the world! Live a little!

What, is enworld so un-creative that it thinks that sex is only one kind of bribe? Or is everybody so narrow-minded in their hedonism that they forget candy, whips, costumes, coconuts, chains, mirrors, tesselations, broken-down cars, and weighted dice in their hedonistic sex? Come on, man, sex is a whole world of multiple pleasures! Simultaneously! Live a little!

 

[Brennin Magalus]

But I've never given favors to the girl in the game, and I let them know that's not cool -- I treat you with nice restaurants and gifts and my attention, not with XP. That's lame. Super-lame.

Not if it works.

 

[Wraith Form]

I think I barfed just a little in my own mouth.

 

[Rel]

I think I barfed just a little in my own mouth.

Well better that than somebody else's!

 

[Aeson]

Ha. You need to game with us. In the past five years, I've had roughly six girls in my group who could be described as either "smoking hot" or "pretty damn close to smoking hot".

One of them is a regular in my group right now. And she's one of the hottest (and coolest) girls I know.

We demand pics. Ok maybe not but we ask politely for some.

 

[Aeson]

Wait, some of you geeks actually get laid? What am I doing wrong?

 

[Wik]

We demand pics. Ok maybe not but we ask politely for some.

I would, but she'd probably beat me over the head with something sharp. She can be cruel sometimes.

Y'know, kind of on a side note: my girlfriend doesn't game, never has, and really has no desire to do so (and I'm fine with this - I like a little bit of "me time"). Anyways, once, when we were really bored, she decided she wanted to make up a character. I had the Omega World d20 book in my hands at the time, so I figured that'd be a good place to start.

I was actually amazed at what an interesting character she made up. While she gave it a dumb name ("Fred", although, being Omega World, it still fits), the character had motivation, a decent enough build (based around lightning zapping people with his electric hands) and a neat set-up (climbing anteater? Sure!). Really, it was one of the best-developed "first characters" ever.

Don't know why I'm saying that, just popped into my head.