Share the Tale of the Worst Date Ever

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Well, upon hearing the following tale, I thought it would be fun to ask about everyone's worst dates:

A young couple, on their first date, spend the day skiing. Upon leaving the resort and driving down the cold mountain, she has to pee so badly that they need to pull over. Now, it is rather difficult for women to pee on the side of the road so, she opted to rest her back-side against the cold chrome of the car to maintain her balance. However, as she did so, she froze herself to the icy vehicle.

All her effort was not enough to tear her frosty bottom away from the metal and so, resigning herself to the inevitable laughter, she calls her date out of the car to help her. Their plan to free her required warm liquid to detach her fanny, however; being out of any liquid to do the deed, the young man had to pee on her to set her bum free.

Now, something like this can steer a relationship two ways: utter failure and ultimate success. Though I have never met the couple, I am assured by my close friend (Xath, here on the boards) that the couple did, in fact, get married and have stayed that way for a very, very long time.

So, please, take the time to share with the world your most ridiculous dating experience... we'd all love to know!!!

 

[Crothian]

Mine was short and sort of a blind date. I'd met her beofre but we really knew very little about each other. It was late spring so the plan was to goto a mall here that is both inside and outside sections as well as a nice movie theatre. About 15 minutes into the date she go really sick and I was unable to get out of the way in time. THat of course was the end of that date and she was to embaressed to ever see me again.

 

[Viking Bastard]

My worst date was with a horribly shy girl that seemed to be really into me. She
even had a mutual friend ask me out for her. I wasn't really that interested, but
decided to give it a shot. Now, this is very unusual here as we don't really have
this same 'dating' thing here. People don't go out on official dates like that.

It was full of awkward silence and she kept looking at me funny. Whatever
conversation I started she seemed to be able to kill in moments. And she kept
looking at me funny. Yet she seemed to be *so* happy. AND KEPT LOOKING
AT ME FUNNY!

It's not really that horrible. It just... creeped me out.

 

[Turanil]

Now, it is rather difficult for women to pee on the side of the road so, she opted to rest her back-side against the cold chrome of the car to maintain her balance. However, as she did so, she froze herself to the icy vehicle.

All her effort was not enough to tear her frosty bottom away from the metal and so, resigning herself to the inevitable laughter, she calls her date out of the car to help her. Their plan to free her required warm liquid to detach her fanny, however; being out of any liquid to do the deed, the young man had to pee on her to set her bum free.

It is an urban legend, isn't it? (I don't believe a single word of it.)

 

[Pbartender]

It is an urban legend, isn't it? (I don't believe a single word of it.)

[Ed McMahon]Yes! You are correct, sir![/Ed McMahon]

Frozen Assets, courtesy of Snopes.com.

The story was first told on the Jay Leno Show, was most likely a -and-bull story told by a shill who wanted his 15 seconds on national TV.

 

[diaglo]

worst date???

a blind one.

i'd spent 3 weeks asking all my old girlfriends to a party and none could make it. this was being put on by my company at the aquarium in baltimore so i thought i'd at least impress someone. anyway, my coworkers set me up with a medical student they were mentoring.

the night of the party i had a 103 temp. and when we left the party i discovered someone had broken into my car.

not very impressive on my part driving with a broken window in baltimore in january... windchill below zero.


i was in bed for weeks afterwards. and she never called.

 

[Wombat]

There was a gal I was crazy over in high school. So, finding out she liked Vonnegut, I invited her out for a screening of Slaughterhouse 5.

...she brought another guy along...

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Not quite a date, but close enough:

Just after my husband and I started dating, we were making out in his dorm room. Now, anyone that really knows Kennon, knows he gets terrible nose bleeds, however; because we had only just started dating, I was unaware of this fact - I would be made aware by the horrific nose bleed he would get that night as we kissed on his couch. He had blood all over his face and, sadly, all over one of my favorite shirts... the blood would never come out.

At the time, it totally grossed me out... but, I got over it. We celebrated our 1 year wedding anniversary on the 27th of December.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

It is an urban legend, isn't it? (I don't believe a single word of it.)

*shrugs* I was told by a friend that I do trust to claims to have known the woman.

Either way, I found it wildly hilarious.

 

[Turanil]

*shrugs* I was told by a friend that I do trust to claims to have known the woman.

All urban legends have this in common (to be told by someone who swears he was a witness of what he reports). Two examples:

1) Almost 20 or 25 years ago, I was with my parents and my brother and we were invited to dinner by an old (around 70 I think) and very respectable (at least rich) lady. During the dinner she came to tell us of an anecdote. It was about her husband (when he was alive) who was a doctor. The respectable lady told us an urban legend that I had already heard of twice, in very different circumstances, and of course from people she couldn't know of. (The story was a very stupid and improbable one about sexual idiocies.) Of course as I was young and my brother moreso, we weren't polite enough to let the old lady go on with her idiotic tale, of something she pretended to have witnessed. We did scream it was a lie.

2) A few days ago a friend of mine tells me another urban legend (this one I remember much better: a teenager kidnapped at the Disneyland in France, who is found one week later in Arabian Emirate without some of his internal organs -liver or what not). I says to my friend this must be an urban legend, and finally he agrees this must be the case (he had heard it form someone who swore to have been witness of it...). Anyway, we come to speak about urban legends, and at the end of the discussion he pretends to know something true: of a peasant masturbating himself with a vaccum cleaner, and who got horribly wounded in the process. A story that I had heard already 15 years ago (on the radio)... This time I didn't scream that it was but a stupid lie. After all it's a friend, and don't need to waste my time arguing over that.