“The next person who asks “Are we there yet?” gets to walk up front with me.” Toras called back to the group of tired, haggard scholars in tow behind him. They grumbled, but it was quickly silenced by another gust of bitterly cold wind, and the fact that the fighter was serious.
Clueless chuckled as he listened in on Toras and his group, able to hear them over the wind only by virtue of his fey-heritage, standing as he was a hundred feet or so ahead of them in the tunnel.
“What’s so funny?” Frollis Terpense asked as he glanced at Clueless.
“Hmm?” It took the half-fey a moment to register that he’d had said something, because till that point the man had been virtually silent, and at times Clueless had worried that he’d wandered off, but almost as soon as he did the rogue was back more or less alongside him, skirting the edges of the group’s lights.
“You were laughing at something.” The rogue said. “There something going on I should know about? Or should I just send you back to the clerics because you’ve been listening to the wind a bit too much?”
Clueless tapped his ears. “Something that the folks back behind us said. They’re not used to walking around anywhere like this, and they were complaining.”
“They’re going to be doing that quite a bit over the next few days.” Frollis shook his head and looked away, leaving Clueless with the distinct suspicion that he was rolling his eyes.
“Why do you say that?”
“Because with slim exception they’re a bunch of clueless, greener than gnomes walking into Urdlen’s domain because they think all caves hide gemstones and happy cave dwelling animals. The whole lot of them are just varying shades of liability.”
The wind picked up and forced them both to brace against the walls, briefly howling with deafening force and spattering their faces with stinging grit and foul-smelling water before ebbing and retreating back to little more than a breeze. The tunnels were winding and tangled, and the wind was just as erratic as the path.
Several shouts and curses resounded in the passage behind them as people struggled to gather up things sent flying free by the recent gust. Beyond some scattered equipment and a few bruises, everyone seemed to have survived without much harm. Still, it was going to become a regular occurrence, and over the miles to come it was going to wear them down even if they didn’t encounter anything beyond a few blind cave crickets.
“Sodding bookworms…” Frollis said with a frown as he unconsciously checked and rechecked the bindings on his own equipment.
Clueless brushed his hair back from his face and looked at the man, sharing a portion of his opinion but not the extent of his jaded outlook in the competence of their wards. “Don’t think you can handle them?”
“I didn’t say that.” Frollis replied. “It’s just going to be a pain making sure they don’t wander off, get blown away by the wind, or go insane. I’m less worried about the things that might eat them than I am about how they’ll make it more difficult on me to prevent that.”
“They’ll be in the dark, in unfamiliar territory.” Clueless interjected. “I really don’t think that they’ll be as dumb as to wander very far. The less experienced they are, the less likely they are to be a worry for you, and me.”
“I hope you’re right.” Frollis said, clambering over a ridge of dark, worn rock. “Because I’m betting we don’t go two days without some sort of incident.”
***
Tired and battered, the group finally emerged from the tunnels twelve hours later and staggered into the vast cavern of Howler’s Crag. The wind still screamed in their ears, and a third of the group was nearly deaf despite protections, but out of the snaking passages they no longer had to worry about falling rock and dripping Styx water. Still, the differences in surroundings were almost academic at that point given the condition of most of the group’s academic fraction.
“We should set up camp as soon as possible.” Leobtav suggested as he squinted into the gloom and conjured a globe of sunlight.
“It’s still too dark.” Ficklebarb complained from his master’s shoulder.
Though better than a simple cantrip, the spell seemed little more than a candle flame in the face of the overwhelming gloom.
“I’m in agreement with you there.” Highsilver nodded from the professor’s side. “Soon as we’re able, we need to find somewhere sheltered and defensible.”
The two scholars glanced back at their coterie of sages, most of them used to libraries or secluded locations in less hostile planes, and nodded to one another. They were dirty, tired, bruised, scuffed, and hideously tired from the forced twenty-mile trek through Cocytus; they needed a rest and they needed one soon.
Gather everyone up, centered on the light I just conjured. We’re probably just a bit too far out to tell yet, but we’re here. I’d like to speak with everyone before we head in.
Leobtav’s voice reached out as a telepathic echo into the minds of his hires, and they reacted with a prompt efficiency that made him and Highsilver smile. Whatever reservations they might have had, so far everything was working out smoothly.
“Fyrehowl?” Nisha asked as she tagged along with the lupinal behind a group of stubborn and tired scholars.
“Yes Nisha?” Fyrehowl said. “And if this is about how I look like a dog herding sheep…”
“No, not that.” The tiefling replied with a blush. “…And sorry about bleating before.”
“Then what is it?” She was trying to be patient, but between doing her job, the physical level of irritation from the plane itself, and something else that she couldn’t really define, Nisha was being a distraction.
“I don’t exactly see anything, and we’re supposed to be at the Crag. Can you tell anything?”
“We’re there.” Fyrehowl said with a tone of certainty mixed with a shade of disquiet. “I can’t see it yet either. But believe me, I know it’s there.”
Something felt
off as they neared the outskirts of the Crag. The rock felt stained by past events, though the lupinal hadn’t a clue what they might have been. There was also something else, something that subtly wrenched at her stomach, and while it began with the approach to the Crag, its source was distinctly not part of the Crag. Despite being a Cipher, Fyrehowl wasn’t able to feel that second sensation as distinct from the first. There was only disquiet, but its source was murky, hidden by the gloom as much as the Crag itself.
“We’re here.” Leobtav announced as he stood before the assembled group.
A level of tension evaporated from the throng, replaced just as quickly by an equal level of anticipation. Yet despite their excitement at the approaching end of their journey, there was nothing to see beyond the two expedition leaders, only the same darkness that yawned out in welcome like some frozen wave of a black ocean. Although the darkness stretched out before them like a thick and confining wall, it carried a monstrous sense of size, depth, and vulnerable openness. The tunnels of Cocytus were deadly and confining, but the cavern that housed Howler’s Crag offered a decidedly different flavor of the same danger.
“Our campsite is about a quarter mile from here, and once we’re there we’re going to set up shelter as quickly as possible.”
“We’ll go as a group and –no one- strays.” Highsilver cautioned, backing up the professor. “We’re limited by the range of our lights, and we don’t have a clue what might be lairing in or around the Crag at present.”
Murmurs of worry and discontent simmered through the crowd. Regardless of what the darkness might hold, their imaginations were filling it with all manner of beasts.
“The main group will move slowly, and we’ll be surrounded at all times.”
Clueless smiled and raised his hand to draw the crowd’s attention. “That would be us.”
The crowd looked over to the bladesinger, flanked as he was by Toras and Fyrehowl. The trio cut an imposing figure, literally shedding light from themselves, their eyes, their wings, or items that they carried, and the beleaguered crowd seemed heartened even though they’d been with them the entire way already. Eventually the crowd’s eyes moved from them to take in Nisha, Florian, Tristol, Settys, and Frollis who seemed on some level to resent the attention.
“Save the slinking around for later.” Larill Moonshadow said, pushing him forward with the emerald scaled tip of her tail as she hovered a few inches above the ground behind him.
The rogue shot her an unappreciative look, but for the moment remained where he stood, presenting a unified and brave face for Leobtav’s scholars.
“Slow and steady everyone.” Leobtav called out as the group was quickly organized and started to move. “Once we’re there safe and sound we can set up and start getting to the work that we’re here to do.”
Ten minutes later, they’d arrived without any confrontation or hints of danger, though a few lone howlers bayed discordantly in the distance, miles away in the darkness that blanketed the Crag and the vast cavern beyond. But in the immediate area, there was nothing, oddly enough.
True to expectations, their intended camp was situated in something of a natural bowl in the landscape. On one side the ragged flank of the Crag itself loomed high above them, the ruined debris of a fallen monolith shrouded another adjacent side, and the other two sides were graced by a generally descending, boulder strewn landscape. By no means did they have perfect cover, but they were safe from the worst of the environmental hazards that Cocytus had to offer.
Beyond that shelter however, it afforded them little concealment from anything lurking in the dark. Their tents would be out in the open, nestled against and around some of the larger boulders, and the lights of their campfires and in their tents would be visible to anything on the Crag, or lurking for a mile or so around their periphery. It was a liability, but that was why they had hired security for the scholars who otherwise might end up torn to shreds by a wandering pack of howlers or worse.
"You'll want to secure that a bit more." Leobtav said, passing by a tent being shared by a pair of rather inexperienced sages. "One good wind and it's gone along with your books and other equipment."
The professor wandered the campsite, seemingly eager to be sure that everyone was readied for the days ahead, and eager to begin once they'd had a chance to rest from the journey through the layer's cold and cramped tunnels and passages. Perched on his shoulder, and occasionally his head, Ficklebarb was considerably less enthusiastic.
"It's too dark around here." The drake said, hunched over with his wings spread around himself like a cloak.
As if on cue, a small globe of light appeared over Ficklebarb’s head. He squinted and looked up at.
“Does that help any?” Toras asked with a grin.
Ficklebarb didn’t reply, at least not verbally, as he was preoccupied with making faces at his distorted reflection in the glossy, semi-transparent surface of the conjured globe of light.
“What he means to say is that he appreciates it.” Leobtav said, looking over at Toras.
The fighter stood amid a pile of large boxes that had, hitherto now, been kept inside bags of holding. However, now that they’d arrived at the Crag, they needed to be taken out and unpacked. Given their size, and the apparent lack of anything evil and/or carnivorous in the immediate vicinity, Toras had been the man of the hour.
“Not a problem at all.” Toras said. “He looked like he needed it.”
Helping with the unpacking as well, Fyrehowl looked out from behind a pile of rations. “He looked rather spooked by the dark if you ask me.”
“Sorta kinda.” The pseudodragon replied. “I can’t see past the edge of the light around here, and I’m worried about stuff happening out there.”
“You’ll be safe little guy.” Toras reassured him. “Don’t you worry.”
Ficklebarb blinked and tapped the light with his tail’s stinger. “Not me. I’m not going out there! It’s everyone else I’m worried for. Spooky stuff out there with… you know… really bad intentions.”
“You’ll be fine.” Fyrehowl said. “Clueless and Frollis are both scouting the edge of camp right now, and so far there doesn’t seem to be anything out there. It’s just us and the wind for the moment.”
“If you say so.” Ficklebarb said, only half-believing her.
Leobtav shook his head as he pitched in to open a few boxes and organize their contents. “You worry too much. Or I worry too much subconsciously. I’m not sure which is worse for me.”
Toras and Fyrehowl could only chuckle as they went back to unpacking.
***
Some time later, once their camp was largely set up and the immediate perimeter scouted and secured, Highsilver and Leobtav turned to planning for the next day’s activities.
Leobtav exhaled with relief and sat down on an impromptu chair of unpacked crates piled in the corner of his tent. “Well, we’re finally here.”
Highsilver nodded and finally seemed to relax as his colleague’s statement sank in and relieved his tension. The wind still whipped against the fabric of the tent, and the moving folds of cloth caused shadows to dance as the flickering light of the campfire outside and the magical light inside clashed and dueled on the canvas covering.
“That could have gone considerably worse.” The elf said. “All things considered. I was expecting packs of howlers, or worse. The place is relatively deserted.”
Leobtav uncorked a bottle of wine and poured two glasses, handing one to Highsilver.
“Cheers.” He said, toasting to their success. “I’ll admit that I’m feeling much the same level of surprise as you. No major problems so far, only a few falls; nothing that our clerics couldn’t fix.”
Highsilver quaffed his wine in a single, quick shot. He coughed slightly as the alcohol went down, his cheeks flushed, and he squinted slightly, but he was all smiles a few seconds later.
“Cheers indeed.”
“It’s still too dark and it’s still too cold,” Came a complaining, draconic voice. “Too damp too.”
Atop a glowing, two-foot high column of glass that burned with something like natural sunlight, Ficklebarb perched and curled his tail about himself, occasionally twitching the tiny barb at its base. The magical bauble, something like a fancy lantern, was fitted with a mechanical base and a glowing clock’s dial, showing the time versus the Sigilian standard even in the absence of a true night and day in such places as Pandemonium.
“You know, you can always stay inside the tent.” Leobtav said, looking up at his familiar. “It’s perfectly fine with me. Nobody says you have to come with when we start searching the Crag.”
Ficklebarb paused and seemed to consider the option for a moment, looking at his master and then looking over to the elf whose own familiar was safely ensconced inside a tiny extra-dimensional pocket.
“Nope.” He concluded, flexing and curling his barbed tail. “I think I’ll go with and make sure you don’t get into trouble out there. I get to do that like a responsible dragon, and I get to show up that feathered thingy that Doran has under his hat or something.”
“She’s not under my hat.” The elf said with mock offense. “And I don’t think she’d appreciate being called a “feathered thing” either. But being a responsible familiar has its benefits I suppose. Plus you get to complain about everything in the meantime.”
“Absolutely!” Ficklebarb bobbed his head authoritatively.
“Unfortunately.” His master said, giving a look of resignation.
Highsilver stretched and looked up at Leobtav. “So shall we discuss the plan of action?”
Leobtav nodded and hunted around for the secured, warded tube that held their maps. “We’ve had such luck already, I’m eager to begin.”
Like many of his subordinate scholars, the professor was almost giddy to begin scouring the caves that wormed through Howler’s Crag, throwing caution to the wind in the process if that or common sense proved to be in the way of discovery. Ficklebarb seemed to be soaking up and expressing most of his concerns and potential worries about their location and what might yet be discovered.
Doran held up his glass and caught Leobtav’s attention, “Actually, if you don’t mind, I’d like to bring in Starweather on this.”
***