Because I'm not the only who isn't liking Next at the moment.
Of course you aren't. It would break all laws of plausibility and probability if you were. It'd be downright bizarre, and the first time in history any such thing has ever happened.
They could design it exactly to your specifications, and magically read your innermost thoughts and desires to create a game tailored so perfectly to you that you become its loudest pundit and shout your joy from the rooftops.
But I wouldn't be the only one who wouldn't like Next then.