*Sigh*

[blackshirt5]

I just felt like having a thread with a really obscure title that people could post to. You may proceed with life now.

I hate when people mention marijuana and urine on the boards. I think I'm gonna start mentioning every time I eat a roast beef sandwich with tomatos, provolone, tabasco sauce, salt/pepper/oregano, on a toasted parmesan italian roll.

 

[Darrin Drader]

I'm posting to this thread. I don't know why, or even what the thread is about, but I am.

 

[guedo79]

I'm posting because I've always wanted to post to a thread that was closed. This way I can do it before its closed.

Not that I have anything againts what this thread is about, what ever that is. I just have a feeling.

 

[Darrin Drader]

I'm posting because I've always wanted to post to a thread that was closed. This way I can do it before its closed.

Been there, done that, bought the I'm with Stupid--> T-shirt.

The challenge isn't to post to a thread before it gets closed, but rather to be brave enough to keep a thread open.

 

[blackshirt5]

This is a thread to protest the mention of urine and marijuana on a D&D board. We should be discussing axes, ale, and whores! It's also a protest of obscure thread titles.

Also, to celebrate our chosen sandwiches(such as my love of roast beef, provolone, tomatos, and tabasco sauce with salt/pepper/oregano on a toasted parmesan italian roll). And to celebrate women who are comfortable with their SO's finding others attractive. Or men who are comfortable with their SO's finding others attractive.

 

[Dimwhit]

This is a thread to protest the mention of urine and marijuana on a D&D board. We should be discussing axes, ale, and whores! It's also a protest of obscure thread titles.

Also, to celebrate our chosen sandwiches(such as my love of roast beef, provolone, tomatos, and tabasco sauce with salt/pepper/oregano on a toasted parmesan italian roll). And to celebrate women who are comfortable with their SO's finding others attractive. Or men who are comfortable with their SO's finding others attractive.

I'll join in your protest because, well, I have no reason not to. Though I may like to disagree with your sandwich choice. Sounds great and all, but I'll go for a Blackforest Ham and Gruyer (sp?) on a Kaiser roll.

I'm comfortable with my wife finding other men attractive. As long as those men are rich actors who are completely out of the picture, so to speak.

 

[Darrin Drader]

Oh, I get it. This is a rudimentary meta-thread.

Insult blackshirt5 for putting tomatos on his toasted parmesan italian roll. Also, point out that there are cases where urine and marijuana might come up (other than at the game table) in D&D.

Slyly suggest that only Besse the hellcow can be the final arbiter on whether or not SOs should find others attractive.

 

[blackshirt5]

Well, the choice of sandwich is irrelevant; whatever you find tasty we celebrate; just because our taste in sandwiches differs doesn't mean anything.

And my last girlfriend got her panties in a bunch because I found Heather Matarazzo cute. She told me that she took it as a grievous insult, but I wasn't supposed to mind hearing about Johnny Depp.

 

[Dimwhit]

Well, the choice of sandwich is irrelevant; whatever you find tasty we celebrate; just because our taste in sandwiches differs doesn't mean anything.

And my last girlfriend got her panties in a bunch because I found Heather Matarazzo cute. She told me that she took it as a grievous insult, but I wasn't supposed to mind hearing about Johnny Depp.

You'll have to excuse my ignorance, but who is Heather Matarazzo?

My wife and I have an agreement. She can get dreamy-eyed over Matthew McConaughey, and I get to do the same with Charlize Theron (and Brigette Wilson).

 

[guedo79]

I'm an open minded guy. My SO can find anyone she wants to be attractive. I'm ok with that. I'm the one she's with.

But if she looks at my sam-itch, there will be hell to pay!